Stupid Questions 126

American singer and songwriter Beth Hart, The “Flaming Amazon”, “Flooding The Cave” and “The Flying Camel” are not mentioned much in this edition of the series . . . nothing more here than more stupid questions. Here is a new bunch, guys and gals:

Carrie T. supplied this one: “Why is Monday so far from Friday but Friday is so close to Monday?”

Stupid Sex Question: “Can your baby get pregnant if you have sex while you’re pregnant?”

Did you know that Elvis Presley admitted to having a thing for a lady’s feet?

What part of the word “illegal” do some of you guys STILL not understand? (En Espanol: Que parte “illegal” no lo entiendes?)

Is McDonald’s a spiritual place?
(Depends on your denomination)

If the plural of “child” is “children” then shouldn’t Julia Childs be Julia Children?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyb8eKW39Ho&list=PLirz6jv7XXEoRpTUoAnvhyUiiVKEb8fDv&index=48 What do people with foot fetishes think about their own feet?

Why is it that people can allegedly use a smartphone but are not smart enough to know how to use their credit cards at retail outlets?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0l3U7N9BhU0 Is mayonnaise a gender?
(No, but some white folks think it should be.)

Is it legal to name a child “McNugget”?
(It might be but you probably shouldn’t . . . even have children, that is.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbDKjcvTxDM Would you even care if I failed to include a couple of lesbians here somewhere?

What sound does a limping turkey make?
(“Wobble! Wobble!)

Another Stupid Sex Question: “Why are there bumps on my b@lls?”

Did you know that Andy Warhol also had a thing for a woman’s feet?

Are you tired of these stupid questions yet? (Apparently not since you won’t let it die.)

“What Am I Gonna Do With You?” (How drunk am I?)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxJFhpHicD0 “Why Did God Make You?” (Ask Him)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfiQ7aYfmoQ “What Am I Doing Hangin’ ‘Round?” (Probably hopin’ to get a little)

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