Trump's Ass: A Ballad by @ballsdeep69

Trump has a sexy rump

I wanna watch it take a dump

I wanna watch him and Ivanka hump the couch

I wanna watch Donnie J. Trump drip on the sheets

I wanna look at it closely and work it all with my fingers

I wanna make out with him on top

While my son occupies the shaky hole between his legs

I wanna watch every bead of sweat fall from his small head

And when I thrust into him it feels as if I'm beginning

To have an orgasm

A peeing orgasm

My boy Trump is wetter

Than a better looking tennis player's mother

Too bad he ain't got a bigger dick

But real men don't need big cocks

And Trump has vision

I wrap my arm around his back and hold him tight

Then I pull him by the hair of his hairless neck and say

Stay with me now Donnie

And keep the molehill bubbling

Make the molehill leak

Fuck your world now

I claim this desk

The pages on the desk blot with semen

And finally our nation has a leader

It only took 40 god forsaken years

A historic night for America

Like an Egyptian Pharaoh lifting a brand new pyramid

Or a Hindu deity lifting the universe just a little higher

I take this dick and lift it toward the heavens

Thank you Lord for the great victory