Klein

My Shitty Hive-Engine Illustration

PROPOSAL: 1UP Improvement & Promotion Plan

# Overwiev: Right now, there are 3 ONEUP liquidity pools with a total of $40,000 in liquidity. There are 41 users with more than 10,000 ONEUP. But it is not enough. ONEUP currently simply does not ha…

Does Emmanuel Macron have a Foreskin?

Is Emmanuel Macron circumcised? It is a question that has long haunted the French national identity. Before his election Macron claimed he was by citing his mother's insistence on the procedure as th…

WHAT DARK ENERGY CRYSTALS (DEC) LOOK LIKE IN REAL LIFE AND HOW TO SNORT THEM

For most of my drug-using years, the only crystal I ever snorted was meth. Meth gives you lots of energy. It is basically a white energy crystal. Maybe I should even make a token for it and call it W…

Trump's Ass: A Ballad by @ballsdeep69

Trump has a sexy rump I wanna watch it take a dump I wanna watch him and Ivanka hump the couch I wanna watch Donnie J. Trump drip on the sheets I wanna look at it closely and work it all with my fing…

The Magic Mug clan: Part 1 (story written by me)

You might be wondering about the story behind the name "Magic Mug". Well, once upon a time there was an ancient clan of magicians in modern-day Assam, India who lived in a small village called Mayong…

SHOCKING NEWS! New Details Emerge About Hillary's Strained Relationship With Monica Lewinsky

Hillary Clinton watched in vain as her beloved husband Bill betrayed her. There was no way that her greying hair and wrinkles could compete with Monica Lewinsky's hourglass body and supple skin. "Pow…

Mehriban Aliyeva's Vision for a New Azerbaijan

Kagame unsheathed his massive 12 inch monster dick as Mrs. Aliyeva's pupils dilated in surprise. It was an incredible sight to behold, and Mrs. Aliyeva's inner slut helped her forget her discomfort.…

Daddy Putin Teaches Trump a Lesson

Putin shoves the massive dildo up Trump's pulsating, fissured arsehole. Trump quivers in pleasure as he feels its cold, hard, length press against his spine. Magnified by his anal cavity, the massive…

My name is Klein

I am a writer. I like to write raunchy tales, oftentimes with a hint of comedy or satire. I joined HIVE because the prospect of my work being stored on the blockchain forever was very appealing, as w…