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Haven't you seen World War Z? Zombies don't it homosexuals or generally anyone with a terminal illness(I'm kidding. I believe everyone has equal rights to be eating by zombies). Pakis though 😂

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Welcome to #comedyopenmic @beograd. I don't know Spanish but I'm pretty sure that's not what that saying on the bottom means, heheh.

Konacno da dodje smesan srbin, cekam od prvu rundu. Super si.

You need the state buddy. You need it to protect you from people like me.
You are 5 foot 5 fat fuck and you can't run - I'm 6 foot 3 230 pounds of pure madness and fury and I'm sick of all the bullshit. You're going down buddy.

Oh you know karate? Aww that's cute. Will you use it before or after I smash your face wich a brick?

I will rape you and eat your flesh and make a nice warm soup out of your bones with a little bit of parsley and vinegar for that extra taste.

"El sexo anal es el sexo fenomenal"
which translates: "We should all be nice to each other".

Bwahahah .... Prokletstvo! Gangster komedijani Srbi su konačno stigli!

do it again! do it again!

hey @beograd, come join the gang in COM Discord: https://discord.gg/uy8KTds

Talks of true friendship and I love it, however, weapons and violence antagonize with the first, for any case greetings.

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You don't seem gay to me. You seem like the opposite of gay.

Like gay's angry brother.

My neighbour Mr. Fisher, now he was gay. He used to walk around the village, whistling happy little tunes. Sometimes he would dance down the street and always had a smile for the folks passing by. Just happy and gay all the time.

I think he might have also sucked cock.

...perfect example of what true friendship means nominees 😂
...figure skating legend Wayne Gretzky 😂

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Hold on - what does it really mean?
I'm stuck here at the Mexican border, in a holding cell, after I said that to the border agent after I was cleared by customs!?! Followed it with 'Tenga un buen dia, pappy!' 😊
He was really, really mad at me for saying "We should be nice to each other and have a good day Sir?"
I don't get it... and my phone batt

Niki, you are funny and clever as fuck!
That Gretzky joke was bloody brilliant man.
I try to keep rape, murder, and rape jokes as low profile as I can in my comedy because not everyone will comfortably maximum upvote that stuff (including myself).
Brother, take it from me and Hugh Hefner to explore your art as you see fit; you have my support all day long.
See 2:30 for the 'no scripts' comment:
https://youtu.be/BCh0xH9TV6s
If YOU choose to maximize your clever wit and de-emphasize the blue humor you may have a future as a comedy pornstar.
You've got so much gold in your writing man...
Every round allows 2 submissions, keep writing, man! Everyone loves comedy; if Steemit blows up you may be able to pay your rent just from the comedy you publish on here.
Max support from me on your comment above bro, keep coming with the funny 😂!

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čoveče! moras da se prijavis za takmicenje, tu se događa sva magija

how do you think we get so many Curies for #ComedyOpenMic ??

Ain't that the truth. My wife stopped me. I had started to read the first part and thought that she'd love it, so started reading it to her.

After the boiling bones for soup part, she stopped me and asked why I would think she'd love that. I then had to admit I got excited and didn't finish reading it.

It's all good though. If raping and eating people is in your heart, write about it. Get it out of your system. That's why I write about threesomes with twenty-year-old twins.

In my head.

Ha. I learned something today. Thanks.

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Okay, if this was Trailer Park Boys which one would you be?

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Yeah, I know that now. I just got excited. I won't be reading them to her again.

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Haha, this made my day.

I hope they let you out of that holding cell or you're gonna find out the real meaning if they put you in jail, lol.

My bad. You're right, if he's a philosopher then he knows what he's talking about.

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our community support knows no bound, we also try to promote by spotting good write up if we spot them early...in COM Discord there is #post-promote-general (for non Comedy) and #post-promote-com.

we think good comedy takes time produce (like good wine) and cannot be mass produce, connoisseur comedy takes time to recharge (even for the masters)....we're pushing for quality over quantity, but it takes time to build a culture, there is a limit of only 2 comedy entry a week, post a 2nd one before Friday, and try to make it into Discord to past the link there, it will get more curators eyes on it

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Homosexual? You? Prove it.

Remember, "It's not gay if you're crying."

Fist bump on that shit bro. I've been getting invited to Discord for a year now. I got on one time and it looked like a stock market tracker had sex with an AOL message board. I'm pretty sure if I'd have given it five minutes to figure out how it works I'd have made valuable lifelong friends and connections but instead, I gave up before I ever started and went back to masturbating.
Check that shit out and let me know how it works.

https://media1.giphy.com/media/94oj4dwuJfDKE/giphy.gif

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You're in good company here. We were both mystified with the whole "Busy" business, and now we're both too tech-illiterate to understand Discord. You got one up on me with the Joker bit. I haven't heard that one yet.
I just want to get drunk and bitch about shit. Why do they keep making me learn shit about technology?
Fuck. I've become my grandfather.

have an upvote.. just because i'm scared... hahaha

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bwahahah..... ok if you asked me 3 months ago if i was going to be helping run a discord server to grow a community of nut-jobs, i would say you're smoking some bad juju weed and somebody spiked your brandy with a roofie, but here we all are today......when you get the chance click the crazy button, drop into the rabbit hole and if you wake up without being totally desecrated, you guys are in for some good tidings in Round14....go check out the winner's post, it should be out soon

good sir. resteemed

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