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Strawberry of Death

@idikuci

Eat me

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Strawberry of Death
@idikuci May 8, 2023, 7:41 AM UTC

Guess who's back... Back Again

Please allow me to introduce myself I'm a man of humour and rambling I've been around for a long, long year Stole many a man's soul and idea And I was 'round when @amirtheawesome1 the clown Had his m…

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Strawberry of Death
@idikuci Jul 24, 2020, 11:00 AM UTC

I have some questions that need a technician to help. Please help me.

How do I remove the notifications? I mean I click the thing and I read the notification but the number never goes down. It only goes up. It's like that one time I swallowed a pill and after 4 hours h…

121 upvotes 1 replies $0.40
Strawberry of Death
@idikuci Jul 20, 2020, 11:26 AM UTC

Three Dollars

I spent $3. I forget on what, but I know I left with a smile on my face and a hole large enough for a gofer. That's gofer, not a golfer or a Topher (which is totally a made up name... hehehehe Topher…

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Strawberry of Death
@idikuci Aug 14, 2019, 6:05 AM UTC

What happens to the lost ships... Next Colony Bounty

### "Allen!" Went out the call. Steve from the engineering bellowed the now infamous secret code word for contact with new life forms. You see it all started as a joke being played on one of the new…

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Strawberry of Death
@idikuci Jul 21, 2019, 8:45 PM UTC

Morning people

Dear Morning People, Please stop ruining my morning. I have a right to be a miserable fuck and also be unhappy on a Monday on my way to work. Sincerely, Non Morning People

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Strawberry of Death
@idikuci Jul 7, 2019, 11:42 AM UTC

Xylon - New Alliances Features

I'm always amazed at what can be accomplished on a day off. Well in my case it was a sick day rather than a day off, 80% of the Alliances features were written on a sick day. There's a couple more th…

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Strawberry of Death
@idikuci Jul 3, 2019, 10:05 AM UTC

Warning!! Alert!! Never Log in to Next Colony and Be Surprised Again!! Alert!! Warning!!

And just to prove you can never have too many exclamation marks!! ! Ok, I think that's enough with the forced excitement, let's give you something to smile home about (or at least give that girl at t…

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Strawberry of Death
@idikuci May 17, 2019, 7:08 AM UTC

The gym

I love going to the gym, Lots of fit people in tight clothing working out staring at themselves Then theres me in the corner eating cake and judging those narcissistic bastards

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Strawberry of Death
@idikuci May 11, 2019, 11:28 AM UTC

Downward spiral?

I prefer to think of it as a perfect storm... Me on a hot day... "Damn, drinking sure is thirsty work, I better have a drink"

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Strawberry of Death
@idikuci Jan 16, 2019, 2:26 AM UTC

Rose tinted glasses -COM44

I always try to remain optimistic and see the world through rose tinted glasses. Src It really sucks when I forget my glasses. Src I challenege @take5 and @ned to put in entries for comedyopenmic

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