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Me Ship
Behold, the Phoenix
Class: 50-gun full-rigged frigate
Displacement: 1850 tons
Length: 284 feet
Beam: 42 feet
Sails: 3 mast, ~22200 square feet
Speed: 8 knots
Additional craft: Typically a Captain's gig, 2 longboats, and 1 launch
Complement: 145 - 350
Armament: (Gun Deck) 28 18-pound long gun; (Deck) 20 32-pound carronade; (Forecastle) 2 12-pound bow chaser
Ye landlubbers best be prayin' ye ne'er see the black sails of me fleet sailin' toward yer coast!
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LOVE IT, raises glass of ale and my Parrot says Ahoy
Truly a sight to fear on the High Seas.
@chettekfer is there a reason you downvoted this? Or are you just a cunt?
newsteem unleashed hoardes of blobfish doing this to everyone, the answer is in your ? ;)
for the holidays they get their micro weiner gobbled off by an angry mermaid
cheers to the zombie hoardes, great way to inspire investors is to keep throwing stupid shit votes at them
yawns at mouth breathers
Flailing angrily about isn't gonna make their tiny little penises visible without a microscope.
@cacab?
These clowns should probably know that I give zero fucks about fraction-of-a-penny shitcoins.