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Reverend Rum

@reverendrum

Literal pirate. Gettin' the blockchain sprung. Copyright: Reverend Rum. Me work be me own. "The Sprungbringer" "Write drunk, fuck editing."

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Reverend Rum
@reverendrum Jun 9, 2021, 12:54 AM UTC

Pumping and Dumping my Space XXX

2am in the morning. Phone buzzed, again. Mary checked her social media AGAIN and sighed. Here he was again, multi quadrillionaire Alon Crusk and his many love letters to her. She didn’t know what to…

147 upvotes 18 replies $1.40
Reverend Rum
@reverendrum May 29, 2021, 10:54 PM UTC

Equanimity (or the lack thereof) - [pob-wotw]

The word of the week is “Equanimity”...where do I even begin with this? As a published author and editor, I like to believe I’m somebody who has quite the lexicon. Imagine my chagrin when I was intro…

143 upvotes 2 replies $1.51
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@reverendrum May 23, 2021, 7:30 PM UTC

Why I only give onehundo's

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRvpGGc9Jv8 Haha could be right, but I don't give a fuck, not a single solitary fuck, motherfucker. --- Posted via proofofbrain.io

117 upvotes 2 replies $0.43
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@reverendrum May 22, 2021, 9:00 PM UTC

The Subtle Difference Between Living and Rotting - [storytelling+POB-WOTW]

“Wake up... wake up... WAKE UP!!! That scream in my head made me open my eyes and jump up from where I was laying. I took a look around and couldn't remember where I was. I tried to stay standing but…

540 upvotes 8 replies $5.14
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@reverendrum Dec 15, 2020, 5:17 AM UTC

Ghosted – An Erotic Story of Forbidden Lust and Passion

Abigail sighed, her breath visibly escaping from her lungs. It was a cold night at the McLeachern Cemetery, and she was glad to have brought her jacket and hot cocoa. Abigail had been the night watch…

137 upvotes 5 replies $0.09
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@reverendrum Sep 30, 2020, 5:43 AM UTC

Untitled 1 – LibreOffice Writer.odt – An Erotic Story of Forbidden Lust and Passion

It had been a day since Lucy decided to finally ditch Windows and join the FoSS movement. She had heard really cool things, so she had installed Mint Linux. Good for beginners, and Lucy was a virgin.…

87 upvotes 8 replies $0.10
Reverend Rum
@reverendrum Sep 29, 2020, 5:00 AM UTC

I’ve Got the Writing Bug In Me, and I Like It – An Erotic Story of Forbidden Lust and Passion

Gerald sat down at his desk and pulled out his keyboard. Time to try to and work another one out. It had been weeks since he had written a post on his blog, and his brain was shooting blanks. “Writer…

96 upvotes 16 replies $0.11
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@reverendrum Sep 28, 2020, 4:07 AM UTC

How to Write Good - A Guide on How to Write Good

Ahoy mateys. Reverend Rum, literal pirate, aka “The Sprungbringer”, here with a handy guide on how to write good like me. As the blockchain’s greatest and most prolific author of erotica, This Pirate…

66 upvotes 20 replies $0.31
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@reverendrum Sep 27, 2020, 4:26 AM UTC

His Final Mission

With trepidation and excitement, he stashed away his parachute. Pvt Johnson had just airdropped in for his most important mission ever. The Venusian Alien threat would finally be stopped, once and fo…

334 upvotes 10 replies $0.63
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@reverendrum Sep 26, 2020, 5:32 AM UTC

She Slid on My Slider – An Erotic Story of Forbidden Lust and Passion

It was the moment I had been waiting for...it seemed like forever. Having blogged for years, I had finally attained my long desired goal: to get a slider. Boom! Now we’re talking. Blogging King, King…

77 upvotes 6 replies $0.19