Conversations With Bud

Bud: These mudbugs are mine, all mine.
Me: You aren't planning on sharing your double serving of crawfish?
Bud: Read the sign, Human. These are already spoken for.
Me: I don't know Bud, crawfish boils are traditionally family affairs.
Bud: Did you forget how to read? Shoo!
Me: You sure?
Bud: Beat feet, I'm here to eat!
Me: Okaaayyy...
Bud: Pssst! One second before you go...
Me: Would you like me to peel a couple of these guys before I leave?
Bud: It's so inconvenient to live without thumbs.