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Sara Mullis

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Sara Mullis
@sararmullis May 13, 2018, 2:49 PM UTC

Conversations With Bud

Bud: These mudbugs are mine, all mine. Me: You aren't planning on sharing your double serving of crawfish? Bud: Read the sign, Human. These are already spoken for. Me: I don't know Bud, crawfish boil…

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Sara Mullis
@sararmullis May 12, 2018, 2:49 PM UTC

Conversations With Bud

Me: Bud! Stop bothering the gate agent and get back in line. Bud: Forget all that...let me handle this. I'll get us upgraded before you can say "I'll have champagne with my caviar" today. Me: No cham…

9 upvotes 2 replies $0.58
Sara Mullis
@sararmullis May 11, 2018, 10:54 PM UTC

Conversations With Bud - on his 17th birthday

Me: Happy birthday, Bud! How does it feel to be seventeen? Bud: Frankly, I feel pretty crappy. It seems like everything I do, I've done before. In fact, didn't you already do this picture last year?…

7 upvotes 1 replies $1.19
Sara Mullis
@sararmullis May 11, 2018, 10:48 PM UTC

Conversations With Bud 2016 replay

Me: Happy birthday, Bud! Sweet sixteen is quite an accomplishment for canines. Bud: I wish I could say it was all sex, drugs, and rock n' roll, but you ruined that trifecta. Me: You are like an eleph…

7 upvotes 1 replies $1.16
Sara Mullis
@sararmullis May 11, 2018, 1:51 PM UTC

Conversations With Bud 2016 replay

Me: Happy birthday, Bud! Sweet sixteen is quite an accomplishment for canines. Bud: I wish I could say it was all sex, drugs, and rock n' roll, but you ruined that trifecta. Me: You are like an eleph…

6 upvotes 3 replies $1.39
Sara Mullis
@sararmullis May 7, 2018, 1:31 PM UTC

Coversations With Bud:

Bud: Why am I here? Me: How very existential of you, Bud. Bud: Et tu, human? Me: Going with the Shakespearean approach now? Bud: Lord, do not be far from me... Me: And here we go biblical! Bud: You a…

8 upvotes 2 replies $0.26
Sara Mullis
@sararmullis May 6, 2018, 2:00 PM UTC

Conversations With Bud

Me: What's this photo I found under your pillow? Bud: Just a souvenir of a lovely celebration with my Mexican friends Pedro, Cecilia and Lupita. Yes. Those were margaritas to remember...sigh Me: Erm.…

6 upvotes 1 replies $0.54
Sara Mullis
@sararmullis May 5, 2018, 2:28 PM UTC

Conversations With Bud

Bud: Strap on your sarape, sister, it's Cinco de Mayo. Me: Cute. Bud: Manhandle these maracas while I howl at the moon...let's fiesta! Me: Let's not...it's 9:00 am. Bud: Then, tuck into tortillas and…

8 upvotes 2 replies $1.01
Sara Mullis
@sararmullis May 4, 2018, 7:19 PM UTC

Conversations With Bud

Bud: It's me, Human. I'm out here. Me: I can see that. Bud: Playing hard to get? Me: No Bud, I'm tired of being your personal doorman. Bud: Let me in. Me: Is this the last time? Bud: The last time fo…

6 upvotes 1 replies $1.06
Sara Mullis
@sararmullis May 4, 2018, 2:53 PM UTC

Conversations With Bud

Bud: I vant to be aloone. Me: How very Garbo of you. Bud: I'm on strike. Me: Demands? Bud: Dahling. Better living conditions. I deserve them. Me: Riiight...Name one. Bud: Get rid of the other dogs. M…

5 upvotes 1 replies $1.61