Conversations With Bud

Bud: It's me, Human. I'm out here.
Me: I can see that.
Bud: Playing hard to get?
Me: No Bud, I'm tired of being your personal doorman.
Bud: Let me in.
Me: Is this the last time?
Bud: The last time for what?
Me: For me to open this door?
Bud: During my lifetime?
Me: Bud, I'm warning you...
Bud: I need to know the parameters here.
Me: Look. Fifteen minutes. That's all I ask. All right? JUST GIVE ME FIFTEEN MINUTES OF PEACE AND QUIET WITHOUT ALL THIS IN AND OUT BUSINESS SO I CAN FINISH ONE DARN THING IN THIS HOUSE WITHOUT BEING AT YOUR BECK AND CALL.
Bud: Think I'll hang out here for awhile. You sound cranky.