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@abeer19 Nov 22, 2017, 12:51 AM UTC

Harry prays to God: Dear Lord, please make me win the lottery.

he next day Harry begs the Lord again: Please make it so I win the lottery, Lord! The next day, Harry again prays: Please, please, dear Lord, make me win the lottery! Suddenly he hears a voice from a…

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@abeer19 Nov 22, 2017, 12:40 AM UTC

A wife goes to consult a psychiatrist about her husband:

My husband is acting so weird. He drinks his morning coffee and then he goes and eats the mug! He only leaves the handle!” Psychiatrist: “Yes, that is weird. The handle is the best part.“

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@abeer19 Nov 22, 2017, 12:33 AM UTC

“My wife suffers from a drinking problem.”

“Oh is she an alcoholic?” - “No, I am, but she’s the one who suffers

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@abeer19 Nov 22, 2017, 12:28 AM UTC

Man to his priest: “Yesterday I sinned with an 18 year old girl.”

The priest: “Squeeze 18 lemons and drink the juice all at once.” Man: “And that frees me from my sin?” Priest: “No, but it frees your face from that dirty grin.”

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@abeer19 Nov 22, 2017, 12:22 AM UTC

Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?"

Patrick: "It was really great mum! Today we made toys!" Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?" Patrick: "What school?"

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@abeer19 Nov 22, 2017, 12:14 AM UTC

What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?

Snowballs.

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@abeer19 Nov 22, 2017, 12:07 AM UTC

A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.

The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one.”

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@abeer19 Nov 21, 2017, 11:58 PM UTC

Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."

Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!" Doctor: "Nine

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