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Pritcha

Once i saw my girlfriend dressed in a very beatiful blue dress. I told her: — Your blue dress is a beatiful. — But my dress is green. I could prove that her dress is blue. I could give her a lot of e…

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Kazakhstan

Triss

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Joke

— Name? — Ahmed al–Rhazib. — Sex? — Three to five times a week. — No, no… I mean male or female? — Male, female, sometimes camel. — Holy cow! — Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general. — But isn’t that h…

Joke

An American: — We have Barack Obama, Stevie Wonder, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash. A Russian: — We have Vladimir Putin, no wonder, no hope and no cash.

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