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Alben Silverberg

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Alben Silverberg
@albensilverberg Aug 15, 2018, 1:36 AM UTC

My Puns (Part 10 of too many)

https://i.imgur.com/iWKad22.jpg Instead of reckless driving, shouldn't they call it wreckmore driving? The most important lesson I've ever learned in my life is that all twins are two faced. I've alw…

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Alben Silverberg
@albensilverberg Aug 12, 2018, 2:45 AM UTC

My Puns (Part 9 of too many)

https://i.imgur.com/iWKad22.jpg So.. if your friends fall down a well, do you call 911 and say "I've got friends in low places..!"? You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make 'em sink.. Is it…

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Alben Silverberg
@albensilverberg Aug 8, 2018, 12:45 AM UTC

My Puns (Part 8 of too many)

https://i.imgur.com/iWKad22.jpg There's something in the water.. under the bridge.. over troubled waters. It's not over until the fat lady sings.. a song of six pents.. non the richer .. for poorer..…

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Alben Silverberg
@albensilverberg Aug 7, 2018, 2:28 AM UTC

My Puns (Part 7 of too many)

https://i.imgur.com/iWKad22.jpg I wonder silly things sometimes... like .. how many graveyards are on roads that say "dead end"? I always hear people say "don't eat before you swim", but then I also…

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Alben Silverberg
@albensilverberg Aug 5, 2018, 7:32 PM UTC

My Puns (Part 6 of too many)

https://i.imgur.com/iWKad22.jpg If a tree falls in the forest, do the other trees laugh? I was going to be a construction worker but I wanted to make sure I had concrete plans first and that everythi…

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Alben Silverberg
@albensilverberg Aug 5, 2018, 4:15 PM UTC

My Puns (Part 5 of too many)

https://i.imgur.com/iWKad22.jpg They say "only time will tell"... but then people always ask you to "tell the time". Who's telling who here?..? I wonder if the camel ever sued the bird who dropped th…

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Alben Silverberg
@albensilverberg Aug 5, 2018, 4:43 AM UTC

My Puns (Part 4 of too many)

https://i.imgur.com/iWKad22.jpg Is being a fly on that wall so much better than being a fly in the ointment? I guess the grass is always greener.. before you mow it. When you want to find something o…

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Alben Silverberg
@albensilverberg Aug 5, 2018, 12:06 AM UTC

My Puns (Part 3 of too many)

https://i.imgur.com/iWKad22.jpg What came first.. the chicken, or the road? You'd better not cross me on this.. 'Face it' means to face the facts. 'Book it' means to run like your pants are on fire..…

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Alben Silverberg
@albensilverberg Aug 4, 2018, 8:35 PM UTC

My Puns (Part 2 of too many)

https://i.imgur.com/iWKad22.jpg Hidden under rocks you'll find two things... secrets and bugs. Put those two on a sandwich and call it a meal, but I won't be showing up for eats. 180 dollars for a sm…

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Alben Silverberg
@albensilverberg Aug 4, 2018, 8:16 PM UTC

My Puns (Part 1 of too many)

This is a new series I'm starting with a practical purpose. I've made a lot of off the wall play on words over the years and would love to store them permanently on the block chain for posterity. For…

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