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Stepping Its Game Up: American Carnage Announces Plans To Become A "360 Multiplatform Vertically Integrated Global Media Brand"

Coming on the heels of a very successful week on Steemit, American Carnage, the social media platform's most successful comedy blog has announced plans to transition to a "360, Multi-Platform, Vertic…

Comedy Open Mic Round #17 Netflix Plans To Release 435 Original Snuff Films This Year

Netflix and chill? More like Netflix and kill! Today Netflix CEO Reed Hastings announced that everyone's favorite online streaming service will release 435 original snuff films this year. Can you say…

Comedy Open Mic #17 Nomination

Nomination: I hereby nominate @themadgoat And @bleedpoet To enter the contest

Comedy Open Mic Round # 17: Why Buying An Exotic Animal Will NOT Save Your Marriage: The Saga Continues

(I nominate @themadgoat and @bleedpoet) Chapter 1 When I married my first wife I thought I was the luckiest man in the world. "You two look so good together," they would always say. It was a wedding…

DON'T DO IT! Why Buying An Exotic Animal Will Not Save Your Marriage Part 3

Although our marriage was on the rocks, we decided to try to make it work. We broke down and hired a live-in lizard wrangler. "G'arvo mate. I ga' a call say der' wiz a right bludger inis' house wan'…

Netflix Plans To Release 435 Original Snuff Films This Year

Netflix and chill? More like Netflix and kill! Today Netflix CEO Reed Hastings announced that everyone's favorite online streaming service will release 435 original snuff films this year. Can you say…

PART TWO DON'T DO IT! Why Buying An Exotic Animal Will Not Save Your Marriage

At first things seemed all hunky dory when we took home this little bundle of joy. I asked my wife what we should call him. "Well I always dreamed of having a son and calling him Tristan." I was well…

DON'T DO IT!: Why Buying An Exotic Animal Will Not Save Your Marriage

When I married my first wife I thought I was the luckiest man in the world. "You two look so good together," they would always say. It was a wedding like no other. I danced myself silly. It was truly…

Tips For International Travel

Remember to tip the TSA agent After your full body cavity search Get inspired: make sure to write a hilarious stand up comedy routine about the inadequacy of airline peanuts If you see something say…