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analicia

@analicia

I live in an IKEA.

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analicia
@analicia Feb 13, 2018, 4:57 PM UTC

#BacheloretteLife

Eating cold tuna noodle casserole directly from the baking dish and watching reruns of Becker. Don't hate me 'cause you ain't me.

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analicia
@analicia Feb 5, 2018, 12:38 AM UTC

#Truth

Laughing at your own jokes is so satisfyingly tacky.

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analicia
@analicia Feb 2, 2018, 7:23 PM UTC

#Sorry

I’m really good at eating all of your french fries and reading all of your books.

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analicia
@analicia Jan 31, 2018, 6:46 PM UTC

#FashionFootwear

I've never met a pair of penny loafers that I didn't like.

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analicia
@analicia Jan 29, 2018, 11:36 PM UTC

#Champion

Quickly eating pesto cavatappi with a teaspoon should be an Olympic sport.

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analicia
@analicia Jan 29, 2018, 4:57 PM UTC

#Panic

I am out of salsa. IS THIS WHAT THE END OF THE WORLD LOOKS LIKE?

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analicia
@analicia Jan 29, 2018, 4:41 AM UTC

Good Night

Watching Seinfeld with your cat, your roommate, and a peanut butter and jelly sandwich is one of life's sweetest pleasures.

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analicia
@analicia Jan 26, 2018, 10:54 PM UTC

I love cats and I love pantyhose but I hate that cats love pantyhose.

#SnagCity

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analicia
@analicia Jan 26, 2018, 9:35 PM UTC

If it's in my fridge at 3AM, it will be in my stomach at 3:05.

🍝 🍜 🍲🎂🍕 🌭 🍔 🍟 🥙

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analicia
@analicia Jan 26, 2018, 7:15 PM UTC

Shabbat dinner is the ultimate TGIF.

✡🍷🤣✌🏼

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