annadeinhard

i just learned that the idiom “Curiosity killed the cat” is detached from the ending ...

... “but satisfaction brought it back" which means... perhaps that risk is worth it.

does anyone feel like they are a lazy perfectionist with ADHD and chronic fatigue ...

... who is pretty chill besides the occasional panic attack and loves their friends but hates people?

as I‘ve grown older, I‘ve learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing ...

... everyone off is a piece of cake. 💁🏼‍♀️

My love language is telling jokes at your expense that are progressively more in ...

... appropriate until I cross a line and have to apologize.

At a certain degree as a single you don’t have friends anymore. just couples, who ...

... adopt you.

Mariah Carey beginning with „I don‘t want a lot for Christmas“ and then revealing ...

... she wants „you“ is such a good burn.

adulthood is straight up the worst hood I’ve ever lived in.

I can’t turn water into wine, but I can turn pizza into breakfast.

In a world where everyone wears a mask, it’s a privilege to see a soul.

hello darkness my old friend, why are u here, it’s 4 pm?