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anonymyst
@anonymyst Jul 12, 2018, 6:34 PM UTC

Today's threat to my life

Dear reader, As I type this I am still shaking. I just rode home from work. I've never been so scared from a ride, I can honestly say I was terrified. About 5 miles from my house on a very busy highw…

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anonymyst
@anonymyst Jul 12, 2018, 6:10 AM UTC

Woman gets down and dirty with dual carbs

Dear reader, Today I cleaned my carbs. This is the second time I've had to do so with Calypso, my Ninja 500. Because of all the rain and life, she has sat on and off in the nine months since her last…

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anonymyst
@anonymyst Jun 30, 2018, 7:45 PM UTC

Me, The Green Menace

Dear reader, I write to you sitting in nice, dry clothes... I just rode home in rains that were flooding the roads. As I was leaving the grocery store, it had just begun to rain (hard). Some old lady…

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anonymyst
@anonymyst Jun 28, 2018, 5:16 AM UTC

Knock Knock

Dear reader, Guess who's back, back again. Jay is back, please resteem. It's been 42 years 3 months and 6 days since my last awful post. Cheers to finally bringing you another. I'm really rusty with…

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anonymyst
@anonymyst Nov 24, 2017, 5:11 PM UTC

How I'm doing

Dear readers, Just a short post to be a little proud. I'm doing a whole lot better where I am and am visibly happier. It's turned out to really not be so bad here. I'm glad I didn't leave. The pic be…

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@anonymyst Nov 24, 2017, 4:54 PM UTC

Frankenbike

Dear reader, I’ve made a terrible mistake. Most likely my biggest money blunder to date. In my last post, I mentioned that my truck is having problems. It still runs, but is misfiring in half its cyl…

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anonymyst
@anonymyst Nov 20, 2017, 10:15 AM UTC

My Hiatus is over.

Dear reader, Here I am, plugging back in, after being away for 4 months. My last post was in July, after I broke my hand on a stranger’s face. Despite many urgings from @Swolesome, I’ve been reluctan…

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anonymyst
@anonymyst Jul 9, 2017, 3:18 PM UTC

Broke my hand, got a date.

Dear reader, I would say that it’s been about a year since I’ve been able to answer the question; where do you see yourself in ten years? Therein lies a problem, I don’t. I don’t, or maybe just can’t…

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@anonymyst Jun 14, 2017, 9:33 PM UTC

I hate where I live.

Dear reader, I live in a small town. I live in a shit town. 'You know you're from a small town when you have to reference a larger destination in order to explain it to others.' ^^That may work for y…

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anonymyst
@anonymyst Jun 14, 2017, 2:14 AM UTC

Nice to meet you, I'm Dead Inside

Dear reader, It's been 38 days since I graduated college. Thirty-eight. I received my blah of blah, with a blah in blah and a blah blah blah. The question is: what have I done with my time? I have wa…

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