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Dave Everett

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Dave Everett
@appent Jun 4, 2018, 1:58 PM UTC

Your Daily Dose of Chuckles #63

When the teacher entered the class, little Johnny slowly said: "Sir, excuse me, your zipper is open." So the teacher thanked him and fastened his zipper. He went close to little Johnny and told him:…

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Dave Everett
@appent Jun 1, 2018, 7:54 AM UTC

Your Daily Dose of Chuckles #62

Two guys were discussing life in general over drinks one night. "My grandfather lived to be 96." "96? What finally got him?" "Liquor and women." "Well, that just goes to show - one or the other will…

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Dave Everett
@appent May 31, 2018, 8:08 AM UTC

Your Daily Dose of Chuckles #61

! Peter had just passed his driving test and got his license, so he decided to take the family out for a drive. As everyone got into the car he noticed that his dad got in the back behind the driver'…

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Dave Everett
@appent May 30, 2018, 6:08 AM UTC

Your Daily Dose of Chuckles #60

A man held a party that was attended by all rich people. He also had a pool that was full of alligators. "I'll grant three wishes to anyone who can swim the length of the pool and get out again alive…

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Dave Everett
@appent May 29, 2018, 3:01 PM UTC

Your Daily Dose of Chuckles #59

A priest was driving down the road one day when he got pulled over by a traffic cop. The cop could smell alcohol on the priest's breath and spotted a wine bottle on the floor of the car. He said to t…

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Dave Everett
@appent May 28, 2018, 8:26 AM UTC

Your Daily Dose of Chuckles #58

The head nun tells the two new nuns that they need to decorate their room without getting any paint on their clothes. So one nun says to the other "Hey, let's take all our clothes off, fold them neat…

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Dave Everett
@appent May 27, 2018, 9:07 AM UTC

Your Daily Dose of Chuckles #57

A not necessarily well prepared student sat in his life science classroom staring at a question on his final exam paper. "Give four advantages of breast milk." What to write? He sighed and began to s…

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Dave Everett
@appent May 26, 2018, 7:34 AM UTC

Your Daily Dose of Chuckles #56

A student comes to a young professor's office after hours. She glances down the hall, closes the door and kneels pleadingly. "I would do anything to pass this exam." She leans closer to him, flips ba…

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Dave Everett
@appent May 25, 2018, 11:19 AM UTC

Your Daily Dose of Chuckles #55

Mommy Bear and Daddy Bear were in the divorce court. The judge looked down and asked Baby Bear, "So Baby Bear, do you want to live with Daddy Bear?" "Oh no," Baby Bear replied. "I don't want to live…

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Dave Everett
@appent May 24, 2018, 8:16 AM UTC

Your Daily Dose of Chuckles #54

An overweight blond consulted her doctor for advice. Her doctor advised her to run 10 miles a day for 30 days. This, he promised, would help her to lose up to 20 pounds. The blond followed her doctor…

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