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Bad Jokes Daily
@badjokesdaily Nov 3, 2018, 1:54 PM UTC

badjokesdaily #8

My wife hates it when I mess with her red wine. I added some fruit and orange juice—now she’s sangria than ever.

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@badjokesdaily Nov 2, 2018, 4:11 PM UTC

badjokesdaily #7

A slice of apple pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in the Bahamas. These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

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@badjokesdaily Oct 30, 2018, 11:00 PM UTC

badjokesdaily #6

As I handed my Dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said... You know, just one would have been enough.

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@badjokesdaily Oct 29, 2018, 11:38 PM UTC

badjokesdaily #5

"[John 9:12] And God said to John 'Come forth and receive eternal glory...'" But John came fifth and won a toaster.

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@badjokesdaily Oct 28, 2018, 9:44 PM UTC

badjokesdaily #4

I got my best friend a fridge for her birthday.. I can’t wait to see her face light up when she opens it.

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@badjokesdaily Oct 25, 2018, 4:00 PM UTC

badjokesdaily #3

My mum used to say that the best way to a man's heart was through his stomach... She was a good woman... Terrible surgeon though.

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@badjokesdaily Oct 24, 2018, 4:46 PM UTC

badjokesdaily #2

My wife has kicked me out of the house because of my bad Arnold Schwarzenegger impressions. But don't worry... I'll return.

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@badjokesdaily Oct 18, 2018, 1:56 PM UTC

badjokesdaily #1

Just spent $300 on a limousine and discovered that the fee doesn't include a driver. Can't believe I've spent all that money and I have nothing to chauffeur it...

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