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SlackerMan

@barrister-batman

WRITER | GAMER | CRITICAL THINKER | EXISTENTIAL CRISIS EVERY 4.5 SECONDS | PRODUCTIVE SLACKER

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SlackerMan
@barrister-batman Jul 29, 2018, 2:56 PM UTC

HODL Has Never Been So Profitable - Boldman Capital, Decentralized Investment Fund

I was born to be late to everything. According to my mom, I was late to my own birthday (due on the 5th, popped out two minutes past midnight on the 6th). Hell, I was late to my own Steemit anniversa…

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SlackerMan
@barrister-batman May 15, 2018, 12:56 AM UTC

StrongArm Series #1 (Idioms) - TBAF v NIF

I’d always found idioms weird. Moreso when I found a game where I was supposed to match up idioms with their conflicting counterparts as a kid. You see, I always figured idioms were written by all-kn…

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SlackerMan
@barrister-batman May 10, 2018, 4:46 PM UTC

Armchair Rant - Fear is Here to Stay; Hallelujah

Quick question: Where are you right now? I’m guessing you’re at home. If you’re not at home, then by all means, go home. Leave work, school, whatever, and just go home. I’m trying to prove a point. Y…

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SlackerMan
@barrister-batman May 5, 2018, 10:08 PM UTC

Special Armchair Edition: "Batman Ninja" Review

I have no idea how to write a movie review. But all the time when I was watching Batman Ninja, I knew that I would kick myself silly if I didn’t write something about it. So without further ado, here…

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SlackerMan
@barrister-batman Apr 30, 2018, 4:06 AM UTC

Armchair Musings #12 - Why Does The Weakness of Others Make Us Stronger?

# We have a bathroom at home. It's an ugly little thing, always had roaches in it. We normally never use it (it's the guest bathroom, in a home full of largely antisocial people), but when you take “…

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SlackerMan
@barrister-batman Apr 7, 2018, 1:19 AM UTC

The Brink of Twilight

My Heart shivers, At the brink of Twilight. Cast your Shadow over Me, Take Me where the Light can't creep.

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SlackerMan
@barrister-batman Feb 12, 2018, 8:54 PM UTC

Armchair Musings #11 - Being Wise Isn't Always A Good Thing

"The only beard better than a full grey beard is a half beard." My mother was taking a sip from her drink when she coughed again. I wasn’t sure if it was because of what I said, or what we were watch…

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SlackerMan
@barrister-batman Feb 6, 2018, 6:52 AM UTC

Armchair Musings #10 - Names CAN Hurt You, Just Don't Let Them

“It’s just a dumb name, don’t let it bother you”. I was standing in a Chinese shop, half unsure of whether I should get Chinese or just pretend to have plans to cook then get pizza later. Some drunk…

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SlackerMan
@barrister-batman Jan 31, 2018, 1:33 AM UTC

NDJT Episode Two: Teasing You All Over

All Ye Randy Nigerians, hearken to me. @mimy is holding a contest. There's prizes to be won, courtesy of @ehiboss and many other Steemians, laughs to be had, and shame to be shamed. If you want to jo…

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SlackerMan
@barrister-batman Jan 30, 2018, 5:39 PM UTC

Armchair Musings #9 - What Drives You To Be Driven, And How To Use It

“Here, this’ll help”. She handed me a mug, filled to the brim with what I assume was coffee. Her breath stank of tobacco and alcohol (or was that just her?), and she seemed like she had her shit toge…

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