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@beelzebubba

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civilized redneck
@beelzebubba Sep 1, 2026, 8:03 AM UTC

Let me tell you about my kind of going fishing

I go fishing quite a lot in the summer and fall particularly. I've been doing it most of my life and yet, I'm not one of those people that focuses on having an expensive rod and while I do have some…

165 upvotes 6 replies $8.53
civilized redneck
@beelzebubba Aug 28, 2026, 12:37 PM UTC

Dumb criminality I witnessed growing up: Breaking into gun owner's house

If you already read my byline about how the criminals in this situation were very lucky the homeowner was using restraint let me explain to you briefly the gun laws of North Carolina, where this real…

107 upvotes 11 replies $6.70
civilized redneck
@beelzebubba Aug 25, 2026, 8:04 AM UTC

Really dumb criminality that I witnessed growing up

I see that there's something in the news about FLOK cameras or something like that. I don't really pay much attention to the news these days and I haven't seen any of that nonsense in my area. But fo…

133 upvotes 7 replies $3.79
civilized redneck
@beelzebubba Aug 17, 2026, 7:42 AM UTC

Reflecting on my youth: Billy's Ham and Eggs

Back when I was in elementary, middle, and high school, New Bern, NC was kind of disconnected from the corporate world. We still are not a very large community but you don't really have to be anymore…

218 upvotes 8 replies $10.04
civilized redneck
@beelzebubba Aug 15, 2026, 4:25 AM UTC

North Carolina legislation going to strike down new "hemp restriction bill"

These things sort of take place without me ever knowing about them because I don't really smoke weed and while we do have a dispensary here it isn't really all that widespread. NC is one of the few s…

205 upvotes 4 replies $5.64
civilized redneck
@beelzebubba Aug 13, 2026, 2:53 AM UTC

The time I found out martial arts are bullshit

The title of this is a little bit clickbait I will admit. Obviously real martial arts are not BS. Someone that really knows any of the disciplines is going to have a massive advantage in a fight over…

221 upvotes 17 replies $8.72
civilized redneck
@beelzebubba Aug 9, 2026, 7:04 AM UTC

The day when I got a brutal life-lesson about car insurance

There are a lot of bad things that can happen to a person in their life that will end up teaching them a harsh life lesson and one of my first really big ones was when I was 16 years old and had just…

194 upvotes 9 replies $5.41
civilized redneck
@beelzebubba Aug 8, 2026, 7:17 AM UTC

A job that kind of defined my life: Working in landscaping

Like a lot of teenagers I went to school not really having an objective other than doing well enough to not get in trouble at home and get the job done so that I could do other things. When we start…

164 upvotes 1 replies $5.45
civilized redneck
@beelzebubba Aug 4, 2026, 5:04 AM UTC

Joe Manchin speaks out against Socialists

I try to keep my nose out of politics for the most part but when I see the name Joe Manchin I listen because this guy is a Democrat that managed to get elected and stay elected in a state that is one…

131 upvotes 5 replies $4.80
civilized redneck
@beelzebubba Jul 31, 2026, 7:25 AM UTC

Crawfish: I like it, but it's too much work for the reward

Crawfish, Crayfish, baby lobster, crawdaddies: Whatever you call it, it is a strange food that seems to exist in vast quantities. This food item has a lot of names but for the most part I consider it…

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