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@bestjokes Jan 17, 2018, 1:02 AM UTC

A man gets lost in a supermarket

A man approached a very beautiful woman in a large supermarket and asked: >Could you do me a favor? I’ve lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes? The woman…

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@bestjokes Jan 14, 2018, 8:45 PM UTC

A man walks into a bar

One night a man walks into a bar looking very sad. The bartender sees the man and asks him what he wants. The man says >Oh, just a beer. The bartender curious why the man looks so sad asks him: &g…

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@bestjokes Jan 13, 2018, 3:16 AM UTC

Richard and marriage

Richard is 36 years old and is still single. One day a friend asked him: >Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife? Richard replied: >Actually, I've found many wom…

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@bestjokes Jan 12, 2018, 6:34 PM UTC

The Doctor

A doctor specialized on eating disorders was addressing a large audience in a conference. He opens his presentation by saying: >The food we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of u…

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@bestjokes Jan 11, 2018, 8:03 PM UTC

The Boss

A boss was complaining in a office meeting that he wasn’t getting any respect from his staff. Later that evening, and decided to change that, he went to a shop and bought a sign that read: I’M THE BO…

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@bestjokes Jan 9, 2018, 11:53 PM UTC

The young boy and the priest

A young boy entered a bus and sat next to a man that was reading a book. After a while the young boy, noticed that the man sitted next to him had his collar backwards. Intrigued, he asked the man: &g…

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@bestjokes Jan 9, 2018, 12:37 AM UTC

Pope in the limousine

The Pope had just finished a tour of the city and was taking a limousine to the airport. Having never driven a limousine, he asked the chauffeur if he could drive it for a while. The chauffeur didn't…

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@bestjokes Jan 8, 2018, 11:28 AM UTC

The girl and the parrot

A girl was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a house. The parrot said to her: >Hey, you are really ugly. When the girl, heard that she was really angry! S…

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@bestjokes Jan 8, 2018, 10:39 AM UTC

The senior citizen and his brand new car

A senior citizen drove his brand new car out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little gray hair he had left. Amazing, he tho…

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@bestjokes Jan 7, 2018, 11:54 PM UTC

A man and a horse

A young man named James bought a horse from a farmer for $500. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day. The next day, the farmer drove up to James house and said: >Sorry son, but I hav…

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