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WHY GOD MADE MOMS Answers given by 2nd grade school children

1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is. 2.. Mostly to clean the house. 3. To help us out of there when we were getting born. How did God make mothers? 1. He used dirt, just like for…

THE HEART ATTACK

blonde gets home from work early and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. She rushes upstairs only to find her husband naked lying on the bed, sweating and panting. 'What's up?' she asks. 'I…

Never get to marry???

One Sunday morning George burst into the living room and said, "Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in town. She lives a block away and her name…

Dear Redneck

Dearest Redneck Son, I'm writing this slow because I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your Dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen within 20 miles…

A 54 year old woman had

A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?" God said, "No, you have anoth…

The Burglar

Get this," said one drinker to his friends at the bar. "Last night while I was here with you guys, a burglar broke into my house." "Did he get anything?" his friends asked. "Yeah... a broken jaw, two…

Pokémon Go's Creators Are Wrong About 'Cheating' In The Game

Uh oh. Those services show players where monsters will spawn in Pokémon Go? You know, the ones that eeeeveryone is using? Well, the creators of Pokémon Go don’t sound very fond of them. Actually, it…

Advice columnist calmly deals with woman whose husband boned the groom at a bachelor party.

My husband went to Magaluf on a stag week recently and when he got back he confessed that he’d got drunk and slept with another man, blaming the fact that he was “so out of it”. He told me he woke up…

How To Track Your Bike In Case Of Theft Using Your Mobile Phone?

How To Track Your Bike In Case Of Theft Using Your Mobile Phone? New tracking method adapted to all budgets. Both mobiles and bikes are an easy target for thieves. Fortunately, technology advances to…