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bluetower

@bluetower

Alt account for @dandesign86 focused on monochrome photography and humorous content

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bluetower
@bluetower Jan 15, 2019, 10:02 PM UTC

It’s better we let the people decide!

Theresa May’s expression after today’s vote

20 upvotes 1 downvotes 2 replies $0.18
bluetower
@bluetower Nov 10, 2018, 11:38 AM UTC

Remove 1 from 100 and you get zero

When you go grocery shopping for five hours and you forget the one item your wife told you to buy https://media0.giphy.com/media/3oEdv5usMd3Y2XkSMU/giphy.gif?cid=4bf119fc5be6c1f4366548356300ec5a (Sou…

40 upvotes 4 replies $0.53
bluetower
@bluetower Nov 9, 2018, 4:25 PM UTC

Hottie at 3 aclock!

When you have a long schlong and get a sudden erection https://media3.giphy.com/media/RzKHvdYC3uds4/giphy.gif?cid=4bf119fc5be5b4446c747a3045493776 (Source: Giphy)

27 upvotes 1 replies $0.24
bluetower
@bluetower Nov 7, 2018, 6:11 PM UTC

Merry means Gay

When you knows it’s gonna be a gay Xmas https://media3.giphy.com/media/EInwllyBC2qc/giphy.gif?cid=4bf119fc5be326432e70537341c0fb1e (Source: Giphy)

33 upvotes 0 replies $0.34
bluetower
@bluetower Nov 5, 2018, 10:30 AM UTC

Control Your Animal Instict

When you show the lady you bring home that you can control your snake https://media0.giphy.com/media/6ti2sthV9O3dK/giphy.gif?cid=4bf119fc5be01b2b4e7351586bb7fd47 (Source: Giphy)

30 upvotes 2 replies $0.68
bluetower
@bluetower Nov 3, 2018, 4:20 PM UTC

Take my car just don’t touch my beer

How I react when I realize someone took the last beer in my fridge https://media1.giphy.com/media/Jl7Pqjdfzh3a0/giphy.gif?cid=4bf119fc5bddc9f37a2f6d4532154d35 (Source: Giphy)

27 upvotes 0 replies $0.69
bluetower
@bluetower Nov 2, 2018, 5:29 PM UTC

Ding Dong

One of my most successful pick up lines in a bar https://media0.giphy.com/media/HEqXD4EOCdfJC/giphy.gif?cid=4bf119fc5bdc88f4445155725933b1a6 (Source: Giphy)

34 upvotes 0 replies $0.72
bluetower
@bluetower Nov 1, 2018, 4:22 PM UTC

Low Metabolism

When you realize that not even a vegan diet is working for you https://media2.giphy.com/media/ToMjGpBmDyMmBrMmbf2/giphy.gif?cid=4bf119fc5bdb27356554654d363d484b (Source: Giphy)

33 upvotes 1 replies $0.74
bluetower
@bluetower Oct 31, 2018, 5:39 PM UTC

Halloween

Your Mother in law’s favorite day when she doesn’t have to change her appearance to blend in https://media1.giphy.com/media/y9ezEzdqT7116/giphy.gif?cid=4bf119fc5bd9e815716a316d6b6d8822 (Source: Giphy)

29 upvotes 4 replies $0.38
bluetower
@bluetower Oct 26, 2018, 3:44 PM UTC

I said it first

When your girlfriend breaks up and you pretend not to hear and respeat it back https://media2.giphy.com/media/t9f1SbFrPM9UY/giphy.gif?cid=4bf119fc5bd3319d6b73702f5590412c (Source: Giphy)

35 upvotes 0 replies $0.76