Britbong

I just did a massive wank

anyone who replies to this blog post is a liar.

Time Trolling - What is it? Who does it?

Life advice expert explanation of the "Time Troll" phenomenon. Dating expert BritbongReturns takes you on an exploration of a negative dating tactic which many women have used on him in the past. Is…

I'm feeling pretty good about crypto

Its epic.

BritbongRetro - Drunk and single (Second Life)

This dates back to December 18th 2014. My first ever girlfriend that took me virginity stopped texting me back. I drank ONE dark fruit cider and logged into Second Life! This is just a week after me…

5 foot 4

Every morning when I wake up I rush to the door frame of my bedroom, place a pencil over my head and draw a mark on the wood. I quickly draw out a measuring tape and calculate the distance from the f…

Live reaction to losing the May 2018 Stream.me Contest.

Obviously I'm very upset. Nobody could actually win without cheating so for the rest of June I will be leaving my stream on AFK mode 24/7! My video is at DLive

The ideal woman

Boglin, Horizon.

At first, a sunrise. Out of pristine mega-gaming. Out of the pristine, we are modus prefectum. Somewhere they're us, sleeping, dreaming of the days of normies being forever btfo'd. Through the grand…

Interesting email I got today

I opened my email tonight after a hard day of work and had this anonymous email. What do you think about it? "Something awful will happen to you some day and you'll wonder momentarily “what did I do…

My reaction to 'crossdressing' rumors

It's not true. This is me. The real me. I don't crossdress. I am a transgender female unable to come out in my real life because my family would disown me. I love my mommy. My video is at DLive