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burningcoal-news is a crypto parody/satire news account. Run by @amirtheawsome1

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@burningcoal-news Feb 25, 2022, 10:53 PM UTC

Celebrities Prepare A New Collaboration That Is 3000% Guaranteed To Stop All Wars

In a protest against the attention going elsewhere in the world, celebrities have decided to band together and get the attention back to where it is supposed to be, right on themselves. The movement…

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@burningcoal-news Dec 28, 2021, 7:35 AM UTC

Breaking News: A Joke Kills 18 People, Leaves 102 Injured

In shocking news this evening, a joke has killed 18 people and left 102 people injured, 8 of which are currently bed-ridden with cancer, 5 suffering from severe burns, and 2 suffering from Alzheimer'…

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@burningcoal-news Dec 24, 2021, 9:20 PM UTC

3 Ideas to Make The European Super League Work

This is a cross post of @burningcoal-news/3-ideas-to-make-the by @burningcoal-news.My newest satire post on Sports Talk Social

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@burningcoal-news Dec 24, 2021, 8:21 PM UTC

3 Ideas to Make The European Super League Work

Disclaimer: This post is satire. Follow me and subscribe to the Comedy Open Mic Community for more: Image source After its failure by popular demand, the European Super League, currently led by Flore…

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@burningcoal-news Dec 24, 2021, 2:56 AM UTC

Burning Coal News - Sarcasm Award Winners Remain Uncertain Whether they Actually Won or Not

Image source It has been 2 months of confusion after the Sarcasm Awards(or the Sarcies) winners have been announced. The winners and nominees remain uncertain about whether they actually won followin…

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@burningcoal-news Dec 23, 2021, 3:15 AM UTC

Burning Coal Study - Your Son's Questions Are Too Dumb To Be Considered Signs of Brilliance

Image Source The Burning Coal Organization has gathered its best and most brilliant minds to prove once and for all to Timmy's parents that their son is a genius, but rather just as dumb as all kids.…

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@burningcoal-news Dec 21, 2021, 6:06 PM UTC

Burning Coal News - News Roundup

Welcome everyone to the best news account run by an Iraqi on the Hive blockchain. Very specific category, we know. But we take wins wherever we can get them. We would like to start by showing our cre…

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@burningcoal-news Dec 19, 2021, 1:10 AM UTC

Burning Coal Tutorial: The Secret to Imagining your Problems Solved

Image source Hello, everyone. In today's tutorial, we will show you a great method to how you could waste time but also manage to waste money along with it. But first, we understand that some of you…

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@burningcoal-news Dec 17, 2021, 11:36 PM UTC

Breaking News: Porn is all Out of Ideas

It is official ladies and gentlemen, well, gentlemen and other gentlemen, porn is out of creative ideas. It is now officially over, all the doctors, proctors, concocters, pilots of helicopters, as we…

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@burningcoal-news Dec 16, 2021, 10:34 PM UTC

BurningCoal-News: Marvel Announces 20 New Project for Next Month Alone

Image source On the heels of the success of another year for Marvel. The previous Comic Book publishing company, now doomsday experts, have announced their plan to make two comic projects a day by 20…

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