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Cain Callen

@caincallen

Writer, Builder

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Cain Callen
@caincallen Apr 3, 2018, 5:50 PM UTC

The Million Dollar Shart

My friend Kol just sent me this text: Note: Kol and I are going to work together on this blog, and we'll feature his real writing soon. Right now we're getting ideas together and figuring out how we…

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Cain Callen
@caincallen Apr 2, 2018, 6:38 PM UTC

Confirm Humanity: My Body Is an Intelligent Machine

When robots read this, do they feel a pang of fear? Perhaps shame? Stupidity? Like, oh no, they know, I'm not humannnn. ## What Is Feeling, Anyway? Of course robots don't "feel," but what will happen…

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Cain Callen
@caincallen Mar 30, 2018, 4:36 PM UTC

Stoned: The Road Not Taken (Almost Killed Me)

# My friend Kol wrote me this letter: Cain Slice, I’m sitting here, stoned out of my mind, 9pm, wanting to go to Whole Foods, but know I shouldn’t. I keep seeing myself walking there, through the slu…

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Cain Callen
@caincallen Mar 29, 2018, 4:41 PM UTC

Why Game Over, Man Makes Me Want to Cut People's Dicks Off

# Game Over, Man If this is the shit people want to watch, and this is what gets people hard, or wet (equal opportunity sexual responses), then fuck entertainment. I'd rather bitch-pout. ### But seri…

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Cain Callen
@caincallen Mar 28, 2018, 6:15 PM UTC

How Google Maps Taught Me to Go Deep (And Nowhere)

# Map Fishes Sometimes, when I’m sitting with myself, wondering what to do now, because something has to be next, because there's too many things to choose from, because anything and everything COULD…

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Cain Callen
@caincallen Mar 28, 2018, 4:34 PM UTC

Where All the "woke ass" Steemians At? Calling All Thinkers, Creators, Inventors, Brainstormers

# Gather Your Tribe As a "creative capitalist," part of me thinks this idea of giving away all my ideas is, itself, a dumb idea. These posts with big ideas will just get lost in the digital slushpile…

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Cain Callen
@caincallen Mar 27, 2018, 4:35 PM UTC

Why I Refuse to Quit SteemIt, Even Though I'm Afraid of It

# Consistency I love the idea of posting regularly on SteemIt, but daily life keeps getting in the way. Perhaps that's because fears keep getting in the way. And then when I get excited about posting…

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Cain Callen
@caincallen Feb 23, 2018, 8:08 PM UTC

Fake News: How to Avoid the Information Apocalypse (Business Idea)

# Pinnochio News Look at someone in the eye who has no idea what's going on. What do they look like? Are they anxious, afraid, overwhelmed, or apathetic? Are they unmotivated, reactive, and stressed…

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Cain Callen
@caincallen Feb 19, 2018, 7:46 PM UTC

Story Ideas #1: In 100 Years, We Clone Elon Musk and Adolf Hitler for Entertainment and Science (Version 2)

# Story Ideas: As a ghostwriter, who used to sell ideas to popular storytellers, I have a lot of ideas for good stories. Some notebooks have hundreds of story ideas, which means I'll never get to wri…

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Cain Callen
@caincallen Feb 16, 2018, 5:58 PM UTC

Deleted; Experiment.

Deleted: Experimenting with Style, posting times, and updating my writing for this post. The Updated version is here: https://steemit.com/story/@caincallen/story-ideas-1-in-100-years-we-clone-elon-mu…

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