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cellar_door_zero

@cellardoorzero

Sweeping legs and "fuck yeah! get him a body bag!"

253 followers 67 following 202 posts Reputation 36.23

cellar_door_zero
@cellardoorzero Jul 20, 2017, 9:29 AM UTC

I've got 99 followers, but a b!+ch ain't one?...

It's true... I've got 99 followers. Can't seem to break that 100 mark!!! It's also true that I would NOT consider any of my followers "bitches". (Full disclosure: I am NOT Jay-Z, nor did I take the p…

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cellar_door_zero
@cellardoorzero Jul 16, 2017, 11:24 AM UTC

Weasel.

I saw a shooting Star, I thought of You. The End

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cellar_door_zero
@cellardoorzero Jul 16, 2017, 9:46 AM UTC

Can you get notifications when someone "follows" you?

...well, can you? If so, lemme in on the info.......please?

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cellar_door_zero
@cellardoorzero Jul 16, 2017, 9:38 AM UTC

Ahoy minnows! I'm a whale!!!!

First and foremost, the last thing I'd like to do is to brag about myself... phew meow that THAT is out of the way.... it's true. I am a whale. Long story short; I can no longer fit into my skinny je…

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cellar_door_zero
@cellardoorzero Jul 14, 2017, 6:32 AM UTC

Things get weird when I'm drunk...

I have a history of getting smashed. I also have a history of sleep walking. One of my worst "memories" is getting drunk and ending up in one of my best friend's bed naked..I'm a guy, and he is too..…

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cellar_door_zero
@cellardoorzero Jul 4, 2017, 5:36 PM UTC

Fucking rad!

@scarlet-rain is an artist that takes requests from followers. I requested for her to draw a scene depicting Rat Fink as a chef in diner, serving burned toast to a tourist cockroach.... here is the r…

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cellar_door_zero
@cellardoorzero Jul 3, 2017, 8:29 AM UTC

My penis on a PDF file.... click on the link below

Well here it is in all of its glory!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ......fucking pervert! .... you should be ashamed of yourself.

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cellar_door_zero
@cellardoorzero Jul 3, 2017, 8:12 AM UTC

Bitcoin, fitcoin, fuckcoin , cryptowhatever... blah blah blah....

Not here to earn money, this shit is just fun! Posting rando shit to rando people is SUPER liberating.... I don't understand the whole "cryptocurrency" thing.... if anyone wants to take the time to e…

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cellar_door_zero
@cellardoorzero Jul 3, 2017, 7:31 AM UTC

Top 5 albums..... or whatever.... music rocks my balls off.

My tops are (in no particular order): Pixies- surfer rosa Nick cave- murder ballads Talking Heads- '77 Beach Boys- Pet Sounds Tom Waits- Mule Variations These albums come to mind when I think of my "…

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cellar_door_zero
@cellardoorzero Jun 29, 2017, 6:29 AM UTC

I ate two and a half plums for breakfast :(

It's true... that's what I did this morning. I was also hungover. 1+1= two shits that I had to take at work. I hate shitting at work, I always have. Single stall, multi-stall... it matters not to me.…

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