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chucknorrisfacts

@chucknorrisfacts

A satire account bringing you a new 'fact' everyday based on the legend Chuck Norris

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chucknorrisfacts
@chucknorrisfacts May 16, 2019, 3:38 PM UTC

Daily Chuck : 2019-05-17

Check yourself, before you Chuck yourself! Real life facts everyday about Chuck Norris. >When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes. Kapoww! And just like that the world k…

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chucknorrisfacts
@chucknorrisfacts May 15, 2019, 3:38 PM UTC

Daily Chuck : 2019-05-16

Check yourself, before you Chuck yourself! Real life facts everyday about Chuck Norris. >The term "Cleveland Steamer" got its name from Chuck Norris, when he took a dump while visiting the Rock an…

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chucknorrisfacts
@chucknorrisfacts May 14, 2019, 3:38 PM UTC

Daily Chuck : 2019-05-15

Check yourself, before you Chuck yourself! Real life facts everyday about Chuck Norris. >Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bul…

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chucknorrisfacts
@chucknorrisfacts May 13, 2019, 3:38 PM UTC

Daily Chuck : 2019-05-14

Check yourself, before you Chuck yourself! Real life facts everyday about Chuck Norris. >Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight? Kapoww!…

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chucknorrisfacts
@chucknorrisfacts May 12, 2019, 3:38 PM UTC

Daily Chuck : 2019-05-13

Check yourself, before you Chuck yourself! Real life facts everyday about Chuck Norris. >Chuck Norris can be unlocked on the hardest level of Tekken. But only Chuck Norris is skilled enough to unl…

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chucknorrisfacts
@chucknorrisfacts May 11, 2019, 3:38 PM UTC

Daily Chuck : 2019-05-12

Check yourself, before you Chuck yourself! Real life facts everyday about Chuck Norris. >Chuck Norris doesn't need a keyboard he tells the computer to write something and it does. Kapoww! And just…

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chucknorrisfacts
@chucknorrisfacts May 10, 2019, 3:38 PM UTC

Daily Chuck : 2019-05-11

Check yourself, before you Chuck yourself! Real life facts everyday about Chuck Norris. >Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on. Kapoww! And j…

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chucknorrisfacts
@chucknorrisfacts Mar 23, 2019, 4:42 PM UTC

Daily Chuck : 2019-03-24

Check yourself, before you Chuck yourself! Real life facts everyday about Chuck Norris. >Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same t…

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chucknorrisfacts
@chucknorrisfacts Mar 22, 2019, 4:42 PM UTC

Daily Chuck : 2019-03-23

Check yourself, before you Chuck yourself! Real life facts everyday about Chuck Norris. >Chuck Norris died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet. Kapoww! And just like th…

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chucknorrisfacts
@chucknorrisfacts Mar 21, 2019, 4:42 PM UTC

Daily Chuck : 2019-03-22

Check yourself, before you Chuck yourself! Real life facts everyday about Chuck Norris. >Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless you're Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the fa…

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