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Corybral Cortex

@corybralcortex

Music, art, generic blabbering and more! Expect lots of variety. Currently doing a post per day for the year

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Corybral Cortex
@corybralcortex Jan 16, 2019, 7:43 AM UTC

228 - Bowl Of Spaghetti

Actually, recent studies show that spaghetti contains more nutrients than the bowl containing it, though many are still skeptical.

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@corybralcortex Jan 3, 2019, 9:11 AM UTC

227 - Day Off

I hate when I get through an entire conversation before finding out it was a set-up for a very meta comic...

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@corybralcortex Jan 1, 2019, 9:57 AM UTC

Day 365 - Conclusion

### Hey again everyone! Man, it's been a while since I've done a proper blog like this. It's January 1st, 2019 as I write this, which means as of now I've officially done a post for every day of 2018…

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@corybralcortex Dec 31, 2018, 9:25 AM UTC

226 - After Midnight

If you miss your chance to say this the day before, you can always go with "I haven't showered in a whole year". If you're lucky, someone will point out your wording, which is when you get them with…

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@corybralcortex Dec 30, 2018, 10:19 AM UTC

225 - Astrochemistry

I was told that neutron stars are what happens when a star is so dense that the protons and electrons fuse to form neutrons. By this logic, neutron stars are just very big sky isotopes. Notes: - I di…

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@corybralcortex Dec 29, 2018, 9:22 AM UTC

224 - Lying

Alternative for adult: "You live alone, who else would eat them? And why are you making such a big deal out of cookies?"

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@corybralcortex Dec 28, 2018, 7:47 AM UTC

223 - Chicken Bites

A crate with 1024 pieces of buffalo chicken would be impressive, but a Buffalo Chicken Gigabite would contain 1,073,741,824 individual pieces of food.

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@corybralcortex Dec 27, 2018, 9:25 AM UTC

222 - Wrong

Of course, I don't understand quantum teleportation either. But at least they're wrong about something.

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@corybralcortex Dec 26, 2018, 7:41 AM UTC

221 - Perspective

"Oh yeah? Well Pluto's so self-conscious, it had to put up a giant sign with its name on it!"

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@corybralcortex Dec 25, 2018, 8:12 AM UTC

220 - Santa

In fact, I remember meeting Santa at the local mall as a kid, but I've never even seen the Queen in person. Are we sure we're doubting the existence of the right people?

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