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Chris

@crsarmy7

Art, writing, nonfiction, humor, humour, humore, parenting, relationships, life, love, pursuit of Funyons.

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Chris
@crsarmy7 Dec 23, 2022, 3:02 PM UTC

What Happens When Two People are Stuck In a Lift?

Source “Well, it looks like we're going to be a while,” the forty-something man said as he hung up the emergency phone in the elevator. “What did they say?” The professional woman was anxious. “They…

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Chris
@crsarmy7 Nov 30, 2022, 7:47 PM UTC

What It's Like Being on a Jury for a Murder Trial

photo and sketch by author The weight of the world sat on our shoulders. We understood that it’s not our job to right the wrongs of the rest of the world in known history. It was only our job to deci…

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Chris
@crsarmy7 Nov 26, 2022, 1:46 PM UTC

I bought Alpaca Socks and Fell In Love

Photo by Raspopova Marina on Unsplash There are times in your life when you know you’ll never be the same again. When you know you can’t go backwards. “Before and after” moments. Turning points. Righ…

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@crsarmy7 Nov 14, 2022, 10:11 PM UTC

A Graphite Drawing of my Furry Friend

My feline friend Max died the other day. He was suffering from aggressive form of colon cancer, and there was nothing we could do for him. There's a lot more to the story than that, of course, but th…

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@crsarmy7 Nov 11, 2022, 2:53 PM UTC

They Called Me The Bush Hog

Wow, the army was stupid. But at least I learned my way around the bush... .... This is not me. Maybe. Photo by Pavel Yakhant on Unsplash ..... Ft. Bliss, Texas, sits at the foot of the Franklin moun…

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@crsarmy7 Nov 8, 2022, 6:30 PM UTC

A Very Doodle Drawing

In the absence of a subject, I tend to slip back into doodling. And I have a fondness for simple black and white doodles with ink pens. I start by making short lines here or there and let the pen do…

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@crsarmy7 Nov 8, 2022, 6:24 PM UTC

A Story about Publishing

Still learning the platform, I accidentally published something that wasn't ready. I've been a writer on another platform for a few years, and I've enjoyed it greatly. As I made the move here, I bega…

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Chris
@crsarmy7 Nov 7, 2022, 2:25 AM UTC

Death Breath and a Conversation with a Stylist

Photo by Tim Mossholder on Unsplash Who hates idle chatter? Me too. Anyone else despise small talk? Polite conversation with people you’re paying to do stuff? Yeah. It sucks. I don’t really wanna hav…

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@crsarmy7 Nov 4, 2022, 7:38 PM UTC

International Fountain Pen Day 2022: A Photo Essay

--- International Fountain Pen Day! Thoughts on Fountain Pens in 2022 A photo essay. Yes, this is a thing photo by author Fountain pens are a connection to our literary past. The look and feel of a s…

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@crsarmy7 Nov 4, 2022, 2:17 AM UTC

My Dental Hygienist Totally Wants Me

There is clearly some magic between us. The way she gazes longingly into my uvula, gently pulling my lips out of the way to insert her hook. She scrapes away, teasing and poking as I willingly let he…

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