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@cyclops Jul 9, 2018, 11:38 PM UTC

Cyclops Stomp! A love song [Comedy Open Mic Round 21 entry]

A Cyclops by any other name would smell as sweet... and yet I am still alone in my cave. I am pushing 2,700 years old and still single, folks. Time to panic yet? I can tell you one tactic that doesn'…

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@cyclops May 3, 2018, 8:36 AM UTC

Cyclops reviews a beer! BREAKSIDE BREWERY Wanderlust IPA

One is the perfect number, on that we can all agree. One eye, one beer. My vision must stay clear. I can assure you, you wouldn't want to see drunk Cyclops. I mentioned previously how a remarkable bi…

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@cyclops Apr 22, 2018, 11:03 PM UTC

Evolution of a Cyclops - from Sticky Note Art through Deep Dreams and BEYOND

Proof of Cyclops Ah, what ebon shores lie beyond the pale of cyclopean thought. Bravely I cast my boat adrift in the endless sea. And when perchance my thoughts drift home, a lifeline from the end of…

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@cyclops Apr 11, 2018, 10:42 AM UTC

Drink some beer challenge #1 - Alameda Black Bear XX Stout

I gotta be honest, Cyclops don't play challenges. Usually. Unless said challenge involves drinking beer. That, I can do. I really can't be arsed to look up the "contest rules" or what not, but sure I…

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@cyclops Mar 13, 2018, 7:55 PM UTC

"One Must Be Brave" ORIGINAL MUSIC - Steem Collaboration

Lyrics by @markangeltrueman Music by @cyclops Humans are, by and large, disgusting soft flesh bags with few redeeming qualities. Slow cooked on a spit over a fire (remember to rotate constantly) and…

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@cyclops Feb 1, 2018, 12:00 PM UTC

Recursion - Dreaming of a Dreaming Cyclops

I have been dreaming of my cousin Horny Clops. I may have mentioned, there is not a lot to do in this cave. As far as I know, Horny Clops was the only other living cyclops left in this world... befor…

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@cyclops Jan 31, 2018, 5:32 AM UTC

Horny Cyclops - Original Art

Variations on a Theme - Horny Cyclops There is not a lot to do in my cave, so I got satellite internet and have been spending a lot of time messing around online. Hello, Steemit! I also love to draw.…

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@cyclops Jan 30, 2018, 9:43 AM UTC

Also Know As Polyphemus

The eyeball in the middle of my forehead is a dead giveaway. A cyclops by any other name would smell as sour.

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@cyclops Jan 27, 2018, 7:59 PM UTC

The Many Faces of Cyclops

Many faces but only one eye... https://media.giphy.com/media/3o7WIKV5hbRENfmUak/giphy.gif

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@cyclops Jan 24, 2018, 9:39 PM UTC

Lonely Cyclops (original improv song)

Sorry for the crappy audio. Testing out a new webcam and apparently the noise cancelling feature is terrible for recording music :( https://youtu.be/xtLN46NSbBw Lonely Cyclops - Lyrics I'm just a lon…

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