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DadJoke
@dadjoke Jun 7, 2018, 12:50 PM UTC

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

# DAD: What do you call a fake noodle? # Dad: An Impasta. http://gifimage.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/dad-joke-gif.gif Each Day the @DadJoke Account will select the best user generated meme. We wi…

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DadJoke
@dadjoke Jun 5, 2018, 12:01 PM UTC

He'd like to give you a "get well soon" shout-out, but he's a little horse.

# DAD: He'd like to give you a "get well soon" shout-out, but he's a little horse. Each Day the @DadJoke Account will select the best user generated meme. We will also make a bi-weekly post highlight…

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DadJoke
@dadjoke May 25, 2018, 11:10 AM UTC

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.

# Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? # Great food, no atmosphere. https://media.giphy.com/media/tdN4TpyM3dzYA/giphy.gif Each Day the @DadJoke Account will select the best user generated m…

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DadJoke
@dadjoke May 24, 2018, 12:31 PM UTC

Why did the crab never share? Because he's shellfish.

# Why did the crab never share? # Because he's shellfish. https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2017-03/24/15/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane-01/sub-buzz-13922-1490382157-5.png?downsize=715:*&…

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DadJoke
@dadjoke May 23, 2018, 11:13 AM UTC

DAD, TO A SINGER: "Don’t forget a bucket." SINGER: "Why?"  DAD: "To carry your tune."

# DAD, TO A SINGER: "Don’t forget a bucket." # SINGER: "Why?" # DAD: "To carry your tune." https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2017-03/24/15/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane-01/anigif_sub-buz…

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DadJoke
@dadjoke May 22, 2018, 11:36 AM UTC

You heard of that new band 1023MB? They're good but they haven't got a gig yet.

# You heard of that new band 1023MB? # They're good but they haven't got a gig yet. https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2017-03/24/14/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane-01/sub-buzz-13819-149038…

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DadJoke
@dadjoke May 21, 2018, 11:08 AM UTC

Where did the college-aged vampire like to shop? Forever 21.

# Where did the college-aged vampire like to shop? # Forever 21. https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2017-03/24/14/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane-03/anigif_sub-buzz-7890-1490381928-1.gif?do…

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DadJoke
@dadjoke May 20, 2018, 11:49 AM UTC

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody knows.

# What do you call someone with no body and no nose? # Nobody knows. https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2017-03/24/14/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane-03/sub-buzz-7380-1490381172-1.jpg?downs…

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DadJoke
@dadjoke May 19, 2018, 11:15 AM UTC

What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

# What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school? # Bison. https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2017-03/24/14/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane-02/anigif_sub-buzz-9603-14…

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DadJoke
@dadjoke May 18, 2018, 11:30 AM UTC

Why wasn't the woman happy with the velcro she bought? It was a total ripoff.

# Why wasn't the woman happy with the velcro she bought? # It was a total ripoff. https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2017-03/24/14/asset/buzzfeed-prod-fastlane-03/sub-buzz-7448-149038068…

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