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@dadjokeoftheday

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Dad joke of the Day
@dadjokeoftheday Jul 26, 2019, 1:04 PM UTC

Account closing :(

It is with great sadness we have decided to close this account. A huge thank you to all our wonderful followers - may you keep smiling and punning with your terrible jokes from now on and always :) B…

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Dad joke of the Day
@dadjokeoftheday Jun 20, 2019, 11:17 AM UTC

Daily Joke : 2019-06-20

Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! >Spoke to my boss this morning, he told me to have a good day. So I went home. Terrible? We know! Follow us for more daily…

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@dadjokeoftheday Jun 16, 2019, 2:25 PM UTC

Daily Joke : 2019-06-16

Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! >My sister has really changed since she went vegetarian, it's like I never met herbivore. Terrible? We know! Follow us for…

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@dadjokeoftheday Jun 15, 2019, 12:13 PM UTC

Daily Joke : 2019-06-15

Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! >This morning, when I found out my toaster wasn't waterproof... I was shocked. Terrible? We know! Follow us for more daily…

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@dadjokeoftheday Jun 14, 2019, 10:01 AM UTC

Daily Joke : 2019-06-14

Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! >I got fired from the sperm bank yesterday. Apparently, it's inappropriate to say "get a load of this guy" everyone someone…

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@dadjokeoftheday Jun 13, 2019, 8:15 AM UTC

Daily Joke : 2019-06-13

Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! >I have a pen that can write Without ink. It can also write other things too. Terrible? We know! Follow us for more daily j…

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@dadjokeoftheday Jun 12, 2019, 4:30 AM UTC

Daily Joke : 2019-06-12

Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! >What do you call fake potatoes? Imitatoes. Terrible? We know! Follow us for more daily jokes and puns and enjoy your day,…

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@dadjokeoftheday Jun 11, 2019, 4:04 AM UTC

Daily Joke : 2019-06-11

Daddy's home! (Apologies for the lack of daily jokes recently, your old man needed a holiday) Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! >I just heard the man who invented velcro d…

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@dadjokeoftheday May 16, 2019, 3:38 PM UTC

Daily Joke : 2019-05-17

Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! >When is a door not a door? When it's ajar. Terrible? We know! Follow us for more daily jokes and puns and enjoy your day,…

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@dadjokeoftheday May 15, 2019, 3:38 PM UTC

Daily Joke : 2019-05-16

Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! >My first time using an elevator was an uplifting experience. The second time let me down. Terrible? We know! Follow us for…

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