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dailyxkcd
@dailyxkcd May 19, 2018, 5:36 PM UTC

Detail

2031: Google defends the swiveling roof-mounted scanning electron microscopes on its Street View cars, saying they 'don't reveal anything that couldn't be seen by any pedestrian scanning your house w…

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dailyxkcd
@dailyxkcd Apr 24, 2018, 10:30 PM UTC

Rubber Sheet

It IS about physics. It ALL is. Source: https://xkcd.com/

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dailyxkcd
@dailyxkcd Apr 24, 2018, 9:00 AM UTC

Number of Computers

They try to pad their numbers in the annual reports by counting Galileo's redundant systems as multiple computers, but they're falling behind badly either way. Source: https://xkcd.com/

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dailyxkcd
@dailyxkcd Apr 23, 2018, 9:00 AM UTC

City Nicknames

This place has so many demonyms. Northlanders. Fair Folk. Honey Barons. Lake Dwellers. Treasurers. Swamp Watchers. Dream Farmers. Wellfolk. Rockeaters. Forgotten Royals. Remote Clients. Barrow-Clerks…

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dailyxkcd
@dailyxkcd Apr 22, 2018, 9:00 AM UTC

Ages

Every age: "I'm glad I'm not the clueless person I was five years ago, but now I don't want to get any older." Source: https://xkcd.com/

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dailyxkcd
@dailyxkcd Apr 21, 2018, 10:30 PM UTC

Ears

My theory is that most humans have been colonized with alien mind-control slugs that hold the earbuds for them, and the ones who can't wear earbuds are the only surviving free ones. Source: https://x…

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dailyxkcd
@dailyxkcd Apr 21, 2018, 9:00 AM UTC

So It Has Come To This

'Come to what?' 'You. Me. This moment.' Source: https://xkcd.com/

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dailyxkcd
@dailyxkcd Apr 20, 2018, 10:30 PM UTC

ContextBot

If you read all vaguebooking/vaguetweeting with the assumption that they're saying everything they can without revealing classified military information, the internet gets way more exciting. Source:…

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dailyxkcd
@dailyxkcd Apr 20, 2018, 9:00 AM UTC

xkcloud

Source: https://xkcd.com/

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dailyxkcd
@dailyxkcd Apr 19, 2018, 10:30 PM UTC

Flowchart

The way out is to use the marker you have to add a box that says 'get a marker' to the line between you and 'start', then add a 'no' line from the trap box to 'end'. Source: https://xkcd.com/

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