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D and A's
@dandays Nov 4, 2024, 10:45 AM UTC

Class

I've thumbed across a handful of not so flattering departing posts recently, some more hastily written than others. It's not a good look. Look, I've been here going on eight years now, I'm telling yo…

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D and A's
@dandays Oct 31, 2024, 10:37 AM UTC

Thermostat

Went down to the greenway this a.m to run the baby and was greeted less than favorably by what can only be described as an ineluctable chill. BRRR! Little early in the season for all that. Winter's c…

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@dandays Oct 28, 2024, 10:23 AM UTC

Pictionary

You know how when you sit on the ocean floor with a regulator in your mouth and a tank of O2 on your back for about 30 seconds all the fish start hitting you in the face in rhythm with the tide? Like…

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D and A's
@dandays Oct 23, 2024, 9:43 AM UTC

I've Been Called A Lotta Things

I'm not always black. Just mostly but only late summer / early fall. Silverish goldish blackish copperish in the spring. And winter. I shed it all before summer. I'm a sable Czech Shepherd. Olli II.…

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D and A's
@dandays Oct 21, 2024, 10:01 AM UTC

Abracadabra

What's worse than a middle-aged, native English-tongue-having, white man? A middle-aged, native English-tongue-having, white man only child, am I the only one.. ...who thinks it's funny when they see…

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D and A's
@dandays Sep 14, 2024, 11:34 AM UTC

Free To Graze

Prior to 2017, the year I set sail leaving Los Angeles, California, and everything familiar in the rear view mirror until Brexit and Covid came along and shattered my rear view mirror, I thought ever…

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D and A's
@dandays Sep 7, 2024, 12:55 PM UTC

I'm So Excited I'm Wearing A Condom Right Now

Hello. Yes, you. Hi, I'm real. I mean, I'm Not 1mportant, don't get it twisted, but totally real like debt. D and A, I'm them as well and, Not The Bad, yet another me. I got more aliases than secrets…

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D and A's
@dandays Aug 23, 2024, 7:37 PM UTC

What The..

Weekend / Weakened. Weird. Wonder who was watching when we welcomed whatever we want with 15 W-words. Just seeing who's paying attention. Hi. I'm an illuminated screen with vowels and consonants, nic…

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@dandays Aug 12, 2024, 4:45 PM UTC

It's A Sign

If the long string of characters in a private key was not comprised of individual letters and numbers and instead that long string of characters is a word you're required to pronounce from the top of…

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D and A's
@dandays Aug 5, 2024, 4:11 PM UTC

It's All in The Wrist

An exclamation point can really make or break a sentence, ever notice that! _ ? > B-word! He didn't say b-word, he called me the real one, the one that rhymes with ditch. I won't say that word. I'…

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