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Danish Ahmad

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Danish Ahmad
@danishahmad555 May 26, 2018, 6:51 PM UTC

What is the Difference Between Coffee Shop and Wine Shop

what is the difference between coffee Shop and wine Shop ? Coffee Shop is the starting Point Of love....! And Wine Shop is Last Point Of love...

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Danish Ahmad
@danishahmad555 May 26, 2018, 6:44 PM UTC

what Should you break in fight

don't break someone's Heart they have only one Break their bones the have 206 of them

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Danish Ahmad
@danishahmad555 May 14, 2018, 6:50 PM UTC

Funny Question

Q: does it ever get windy in Australia ? I have never seen it rain on TV, so how do the plants grow? (UK) A: Upwards, out of the ground, like the person who asked this question, who themselves will n…

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Danish Ahmad
@danishahmad555 May 14, 2018, 6:32 PM UTC

What Teacher Said To The Student......!

Teacher: Tell me a Sentence that starts with an " I ". Student : I is the...... Teacher : Stop Never Put is after an "i" . Always put am after an "i" . Student : OK I am the ninth Letter of the Alpha…

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Danish Ahmad
@danishahmad555 May 12, 2018, 8:06 AM UTC

What is The Difference Between A Snowman And A Snowwoman?

What is The Difference Between A Snowman And A Snowwoman? any one know...?????

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Danish Ahmad
@danishahmad555 May 11, 2018, 7:57 PM UTC

Teacher's Insult

Teacher: Today we are going to talk about the tenses. Now , if i say "I am beautifull" which tense is it ? Student: Obviously it is the past tense .

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Danish Ahmad
@danishahmad555 May 11, 2018, 7:12 PM UTC

Funny Joke

An examination candidate who knew very little English once attended an oral English Examination. The Examiner : What is Your Name ?? Candidate : Me Chikchikboom! Examiner: How Many are there in your…

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Danish Ahmad
@danishahmad555 May 11, 2018, 6:59 PM UTC

Husband And Wife

A Husband And Wife Were Arguing over Some Issue After Much Of Discussion, Wife Finally Said: Tell ME Dear , Do You Want To Win OR Do You Want To BE Happy . . . ? Argument Ended.

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Danish Ahmad
@danishahmad555 May 11, 2018, 10:18 AM UTC

How Boyfriends Acts with their Girlfriends

Girlfriend: i am not able to install "PRISMA" app in my phone. Boyfriend: Check your Phone Storage is full. Girlfriend: Hmm is there any alternative of this App?? Boy Friend : Yes, take selfie withou…

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Danish Ahmad
@danishahmad555 May 11, 2018, 10:06 AM UTC

Husband And Wife.....!

Husbad: (call up Hotel Manager From Room) Please come Fast i am Having an Argument with My wife And She will jump from your hotel Window Manager: Sir I am Sory but this is your personal matter. Husba…

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