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DarthVegan

@darthvegan

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S TRUE

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DarthVegan
@darthvegan Apr 22, 2018, 1:46 PM UTC

VIVA LAS VEGAN! DarthVegan Guide to the Galaxy (far far away)

# WE DONT REALLY CALL IT THE DARKSIDE ANYMORE. WE CALL IT LAS VEGAN. thumb-photo # LAS VEGAN IS A PLACE WHERE ALL MEALS ARE PEACEFULLY PLANT-BASED. # SMOOTHIES ARE INCLUDED FREE. # LAS VEGAN OFFERS V…

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DarthVegan
@darthvegan Apr 17, 2018, 8:19 PM UTC

PLANTS. PLANTS. PLANTS. (NOT THIS IDIOT AGAIN.) HARDEST PART OF BEING VEGAN..

# Funny Truths, from a Galaxy far, far away. https://i.imgur.com/VCTy7JI.gif # @DarthVegan https://i.imgur.com/3VEhJML.jpg Images

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DarthVegan
@darthvegan Apr 6, 2018, 9:49 PM UTC

MOST FREQUENTLY ANSWERED QUESTIONS (from a Galaxy far far away)

# Funny Truths, from a Galaxy far, far away. # @DarthVegan Images

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DarthVegan
@darthvegan Mar 6, 2018, 10:53 PM UTC

NOT THIS, AGAIN.....

# Funny Truths, from a Galaxy far, far away. # @DarthVegan http://i.imgur.com/XBS1tS1.png http://i.imgur.com/8XOPmMN.jpg Images

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DarthVegan
@darthvegan Feb 25, 2018, 2:21 PM UTC

MMMMM... GOT MILK?!

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DarthVegan
@darthvegan Feb 24, 2018, 10:35 PM UTC

I COULD NEVER BE VEGAN BECAUSE.....

vegansidekick image thumb image # Funny Truths, from a Galaxy far, far away. # @DarthVegan http://i.imgur.com/XBS1tS1.png http://i.imgur.com/8XOPmMN.jpg

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DarthVegan
@darthvegan Jan 29, 2018, 1:56 PM UTC

HOW CAN YOU TELL IF SOMEONE IS VEGAN...?! BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!

# @DarthVegan # Funny Truths, from a Galaxy far, far away. http://i.imgur.com/XBS1tS1.png http://i.imgur.com/8XOPmMN.jpg Images

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DarthVegan
@darthvegan Jan 22, 2018, 10:11 PM UTC

WHERE DO VEGANS GET THEIR PROTEIN?!

# SAY PROTEIN ONE MORE TIME................................... # @DarthVegan # Funny Truths, from a Galaxy far, far away. http://i.imgur.com/XBS1tS1.png http://i.imgur.com/8XOPmMN.jpg Images

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DarthVegan
@darthvegan Jan 18, 2018, 11:10 PM UTC

"IM VEGETARIAN BECAUSE MILK AND CHEESE IS BETTER THAN KILLING COWS FOR MEAT"

# WHAT HAPPENS TO MUMMY COW WHEN SHE GETS OLD? # WHAT HAPPENS TO BABY CALF? # COULD MEAT & MILK BOTH BE PART OF THE DARKSIDE? # DO YOU THINK MILK IS NATURAL? # OR NORMAL? # MILK IS FOR WEIRDOS, A…

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DarthVegan
@darthvegan Jan 13, 2018, 8:05 PM UTC

NO ONE CAN "MAKE YOU" FEEL GUILTY...

# YOU FEEL GUILTY WHEN YOU ARE GUILTY. # @DarthVegan # Funny Truths, from a Galaxy far, far away. http://i.imgur.com/XBS1tS1.png http://i.imgur.com/8XOPmMN.jpg Images

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