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David Johan

@davidjohan

I love music, gaming, art.

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David Johan
@davidjohan Nov 3, 2019, 4:17 AM UTC

We can't help everyone, but everyone can help someone

We can't help everyone, but everyone can help someone ▶️ DTube ▶️ IPFS

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David Johan
@davidjohan Oct 14, 2018, 5:32 PM UTC

Short #joke. 15

# Why are teddy bears never hungry? . . . . . . . Because they're always stuffed.

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David Johan
@davidjohan Oct 13, 2018, 11:35 AM UTC

Short #joke. 14

Q: What did one toilet say to the other toilet? . A: You look flushed. . . .Q: Why are teddy bears never hungry? . A: Because they're always stuffed . For more: https://www.rd.com/

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David Johan
@davidjohan Oct 11, 2018, 3:54 PM UTC

Short #joke. 13

Q: Why are teddy bears never hungry? . . . . . . . A: Because they're always stuffed.

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David Johan
@davidjohan Oct 10, 2018, 1:51 PM UTC

Short #joke. 12

Q: What did the grandma cat say to her grandson when she saw him slouching? . . . . . . A: You need to pay more attention to my pawsture.

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David Johan
@davidjohan Jul 9, 2018, 1:35 PM UTC

Short #joke. 11

What do chemists' dogs do with their bones? . . . . . . They barium!

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David Johan
@davidjohan Jul 4, 2018, 6:11 PM UTC

Short #joke. 10

Q. What did the ocean say to the sailboat? . . . . . A. Nothing, it just waved.

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David Johan
@davidjohan Jul 2, 2018, 5:21 PM UTC

Short #joke. 9

What kind of music are balloons afraid of? . . . . . . Pop Music

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David Johan
@davidjohan Jun 23, 2018, 7:05 PM UTC

Short #joke. 8

Can you name three consecutive days without using the words "Wednesday," "Friday," or "Sunday"? . . . . . . . . Yesterday, today, and tomorrow.

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David Johan
@davidjohan Jun 20, 2018, 2:12 PM UTC

Short #joke. 7

A magician promises that he can throw a ball as hard as he can and have it stop, change direction, and come back to him. He claims he can do it without the ball bouncing off of anything, the ball bei…

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