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davordm
@davordm Feb 22, 2018, 10:59 AM UTC

Bad day

One night, a father overheard his son saying his prayers, "God bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grammy. Goodbye Grampa."The father thought this was strange, but soon forgot about it. The next day, the Grandfa…

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davordm
@davordm Feb 21, 2018, 11:35 AM UTC

Friend

A friend is someone who is always there for you, always with you. It does not matter when? where? why? he comes and helps you. He is your friend. He's always there for you to cry on his shoulder, to…

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davordm
@davordm Feb 20, 2018, 3:18 PM UTC

Candies

Confectionery is related to the food items that are rich in sugar and often referred to as a confection. Confectionery refers to the art of creating sugar based dessert forms, or subtleties (subtlety…

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davordm
@davordm Feb 19, 2018, 2:49 PM UTC

Ferrari

Lady: Do you smoke? Guy: Yes I do. Lady: How many packs a day? Guy: 3 packs. Lady: How much per pack? Guy: $10.00 per pack. Lady: And how long have you been smoking? Guy: 15 years Lady: So 1 pack is…

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davordm
@davordm Feb 17, 2018, 2:51 PM UTC

Heaven Joke

A man died and went to The Judgment, they told him , “Before you meet with God, I should tell you — we've looked over your life, and to be honest you really didn't do anything particularly good or ba…

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davordm
@davordm Feb 15, 2018, 12:45 PM UTC

Business is business

A young Jewish boy starts attending public school in a small town. The teacher of the one-room school decides to use her position to try to influence the new student. She asks the class, "Who was the…

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davordm
@davordm Feb 14, 2018, 9:20 AM UTC

Happy Valentine's Day

Whenever you think I'm away, whenever you think I do not think about you anymore and you do not mean anything to me, read this: laugh and realize how much you're wrong! Happy Valentines day!

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davordm
@davordm Feb 13, 2018, 3:03 PM UTC

Flies

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. - "What are you doing? " She asked. - "Hunting Flies" He responded. - "Oh. Killing any? " She asked. - "Yep, 3…

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davordm
@davordm Feb 12, 2018, 2:37 PM UTC

Happy Friendship Day

Today is friendship day and i want to all off you to be friendly today. Happy Friendship Day to all

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davordm
@davordm Feb 9, 2018, 7:51 PM UTC

Gynecological Echo

A woman goes to the gynecologist for an exam. She puts her feet into the stirrups and the doctor begins his exam. After a moment, he says, "You have an unusually deep vagina." The woman replies, "You…

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