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@dberstories Feb 28, 2021, 3:18 PM UTC

The Cycle

I don’t remember much before I turned 18. The term of art in psychology is repression. Whatever name you give it, you have to admit it’s amazing how much the human brain is capable of forgetting. I r…

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@dberstories Jul 12, 2018, 7:05 PM UTC

Fusionman And Vengeance

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/5c/Placeholder_couple_superhero.png #### Fusionman is my arch nemesis. He is also my dad. His real name is Bart J. Holcomb. Mom died when I was six ye…

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@dberstories Jul 12, 2018, 5:08 PM UTC

Buy A Goat

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b1/Goat_face.jpg There's an old saying. Actually, a very old saying, so old that almost no one alive says it anymore. But, in my family, we didn't onl…

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@dberstories Jun 13, 2018, 1:09 PM UTC

$ sudo apt-get install gpu-update-earth

James couldn't remember passing out. In fact, he wasn't sure that he had. He just had an inkling that some small piece of time was missing, as though a shutter had briefly closed and then opened. Wha…

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@dberstories Jun 13, 2018, 12:38 PM UTC

Beware The Emu

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4b/Emu_RWD1.jpg As a home owner, I can attest that when the roof of your house is a wreck, it tends to take precedence over every other problem. It's…

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@dberstories Jun 4, 2018, 1:20 AM UTC

Deus Ex Cursor

********** Click > - Open "Bank" > - Delete "Bank" > - Rename "Bank" > - "Bank" properties Click > #### "Bank" Properties > - 4 Active Employees > - $3,300 In Cash Registers >…

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@dberstories Jun 4, 2018, 1:09 AM UTC

Missing Children - Harold County

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/fe/Ikea-Brooklyn-Warehouse-Aisles.jpg/1280px-Ikea-Brooklyn-Warehouse-Aisles.jpg ************** Craig was out of paintballs. His friends were com…

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@dberstories May 24, 2018, 1:00 PM UTC

Little Bobby's Math Quiz

"Eyes on your own paper." Mrs. Halloway tapped Bobby on the shoulder with a pencil and gave him a stern look. Bobby cringed and turned back to the inscrutable numbers all over the page in front of hi…

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@dberstories May 24, 2018, 12:55 PM UTC

Spawn Protection

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/dc/PIA17944-MarsCuriosityRover-AfterCrossingDingoGapSanddune-20140209.jpg/1280px-PIA17944-MarsCuriosityRover-AfterCrossingDingoGapSanddune-20140…

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@dberstories May 21, 2018, 12:14 AM UTC

Arjun Visits His Cousin

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/11/Belber_Suitcase.jpg/1280px-Belber_Suitcase.jpg The plane ride was absolutely terrifying. My cousin and his brother said it would be so exhila…

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