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ddschteinn

@ddschteinn

Creativity, writing, photography, and anything else fun and odd and exciting and not necessarily succinct

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ddschteinn
@ddschteinn Feb 26, 2020, 9:15 PM UTC

"The Country Peacock and The Big City Rat" ~ The 56-Minute, 5-Minute Freewrite ~ Fully Inspired By The 5-Minute Freewrite ~

----------------- ### ~ Sometimes, You Just Gotta Finish The Story ~ ### ------- ------------ #### Tuesday Freewrite Prompt: Peacock #### -------------------- ------------------ Excerpted From: ### S…

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ddschteinn
@ddschteinn Jan 3, 2020, 8:12 PM UTC

IWAS -- Vol. 2 No. 11 ~ Happy Ne'kid (Cake) New Years (A Theme For The Holidays Seems To Be Developing Here) ~ QSFW* ~

------------------------------ ----------------- ### Whereas We Learn Something New on New Years Eve ### ------------------ ---------------------------- --------------------------------- ------------…

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ddschteinn
@ddschteinn Dec 24, 2019, 8:02 PM UTC

Merry Ne'kid Confectionery Christmas ~ Redux (NQSFW)*

------------------------------ ----------------- "...Oooh, aren't THOSE cute. Oh, dear.....!!" ------------------ ## ~ Merry Merry Very Merry Christmas, And To All A GOOD NIGHT!!! ## ----------------…

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ddschteinn
@ddschteinn Dec 20, 2019, 6:50 PM UTC

Disposable Diaper: "I Am Just Sure..." ~ The 56-Minute, 5-Minute Freewrite ~ Fully Inspired By The 5-Minute Freewrite ~ Original Short(?) Story ~

----------------- ### ~ Sometimes, You Just Gotta Finish The Story ~ ### ------- ------------ #### Thursday Freewrite Prompt: Disposable Diaper #### -------------------- ------------------ Something…

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ddschteinn
@ddschteinn Oct 31, 2019, 10:23 PM UTC

The Mediocre Pumpkin Has Landed ~REDUX ~ Original Photography of Jack-o'-Lanterns, and Deep Philosophical Gleanings, Just Ripe For The Season ~

-------------- ----------------------- ## "There are three things I've learned never to discuss with people: religion, politics, and the Great Pumpkin." -Linus Van Pelt ------------------------ ### I…

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@ddschteinn Aug 19, 2019, 3:20 AM UTC

The Schteinn Science Report ~ The Commercial Success and Inevitable Failure of the Pink Baby Pool ~

------------------- ### An Original Schteinn Science Report ### ###### ~Tenth Edition ~ ###### ##### Brought To You By: The Schteinn School of the Sophisticated Sciences (S.S.S.S.) ##### ###### ~ Bri…

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ddschteinn
@ddschteinn Aug 11, 2019, 9:26 PM UTC

Sepia Caterday ~ A Big Day Out: Of Gnarly-Wood Wheelbarrows, Light Rain, and Damp Cats ~

------------------- ### Dillbob The Leisure Cat ### Wandering about the yard today, doing some chore or another, I came across Dillbob the Cat, just sitting in a wheelbarrow full of woody debris. Did…

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ddschteinn
@ddschteinn Jul 24, 2019, 12:50 AM UTC

Tree Tuesday ~ No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service...Except Hobbits ~

----------------- ### Yes Timmy, The Test Will Be Multiple Choice ### ------- ------------ ### Bilbo Is Out To Lunch ### "Baggins's likes to eat breakfast late, doesn't Baggins's? My precious. Breakf…

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ddschteinn
@ddschteinn Jul 16, 2019, 9:30 PM UTC

Tree Tuesday ~ "Si seulement je pouvais parler Francais..." ~

----------------- ### Rêve rêveur au bord de l'eau ### (Wistful Dreaming By Water's Edge) ------- ------------ ##### "If Only I Could Speak French..." ##### ...and be famous, and be an Impressionist.…

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ddschteinn
@ddschteinn Jul 8, 2019, 7:55 PM UTC

"Mangy Calico Cat" ~ The 56-Minute, 5-Minute Freewrite ~ Fully Inspired By The 5-Minute Freewrite ~ Original Short(not) Story ~

----------------- ### ~ Sometimes, You Just Gotta Finish The Story ~ ### ------- ------------ #### Sunday Freewrite Prompt: Mangy Calico Cat #### -------------------- ------------------ My brother-in…

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