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deceth

@deceth

Hi, I'm an up-and-coming supervillain. Mwahaha!

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deceth
@deceth Sep 9, 2024, 7:14 PM UTC

WHAT IF... No Wild Pass. Energy costs 40 DEC in Wild. Energy does not Replenish.

Dear minions, Good idea? Bad idea? You decide!! Let's explore an alternate Splinterlands Universe... What if... In Wild, energy does NOT replenish. Modern stays the same. Only Wild changes. Each seas…

60 upvotes 1 replies $0.77
deceth
@deceth Apr 5, 2024, 12:58 AM UTC

GWEN’S GLINT SHOP - THE SECRET IDENTITY OF SPLINTERLANDS GREATEST ENTREPRENEUR

Dear minions, Who the hell is Gwen? Gwen has become one of Splinterlands most successful entrepreneurs overnight. She's got a real great glint shop. I used to scavenge dead rotting monster corpses on…

38 upvotes 2 replies $0.73
deceth
@deceth Oct 8, 2019, 12:00 PM UTC

Have you ever squeezed an egg out a flame imp!?

Dear minions, Have you ever tried to squeeze an egg out of a flame imp? I've been trying for the last week, but all I've done is stretch them out and make them angry... Here's the thing. I promised t…

4 upvotes 1 downvotes 2 replies $0.02
deceth
@deceth Sep 30, 2019, 11:37 PM UTC

Furious Chicken Farms - Get Your Farm Fresh Eggs!!

Dear minions, Tired of your animated corpses eating brains and staining the couch? Do you hate stepping over bodies in the kitchen after vampire dinner? What about feral spirits leaving mouse heads u…

9 upvotes 1 downvotes 1 replies $0.07
deceth
@deceth Sep 12, 2019, 12:07 PM UTC

Alligators are cool dudes.

Dear minions, Alligators have a bad reputation because sometimes they eat people. And you know who suffers in the end?? All of us, because there are no good alligator movies! Sometimes I'm just in th…

4 upvotes 2 replies $0.04
deceth
@deceth Sep 12, 2019, 2:11 AM UTC

Living inside a volcano sucks.

Dear minions, Living inside volcano isn't as cool as it sounds. If you're thinking about investing in real estate, think twice before buying a volcano. First of all, think about the giant staircase y…

4 upvotes 1 downvotes 4 replies $0.07
deceth
@deceth Apr 11, 2019, 12:12 PM UTC

Hey man, who wants a FREE Rusty Android?

Dear minions, I have a useless Rusty Android that is falling apart and I want to get rid of. One unlucky person will be given this card, but be warned, it leaves rust stains on the carpet and makes u…

12 upvotes 6 replies $0.22
deceth
@deceth Feb 13, 2019, 9:49 PM UTC

I'M HOLDING YOU HOSTAGE FOR ONE HUNDRED BILLION STEEM!!!

Dear minions, Look, when you decided to follow the world's most up-and-coming supervillain you knew this was bound to happen at some point... Now, I realize this is a sort of virtual made up hostage…

6 upvotes 10 replies $0.01
deceth
@deceth Feb 4, 2019, 3:28 PM UTC

My Vampires spend all day brushing their teeth and going to the dentist.

Steem Monsters rants from your favorite supervillain. Dear minions, Vampires are the worst monsters I've ever made the mistake to summon into my legion of doom and obliteration. They're completely ob…

8 upvotes 8 replies $0.01
deceth
@deceth Jan 18, 2019, 2:43 AM UTC

Seriously someone take my useless Rusty Android #2

Dear minions, Listen, I've been trying to get rid of this useless Rusty Android for a week now... It's FREE! Someone take it!! As the worlds most notorious supervillain, I've got a lot of monsters. I…

8 upvotes 13 replies $0.00