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delicioustacos
@delicioustacos Jan 20, 2018, 7:14 PM UTC

The Women’s March

https://delicioustacos.files.wordpress.com/2017/02/photo-210.jpg The Women’s March worked. Trump was deposed. A pink pussy hat now president. Horny killers from Damascus welcomed at LAX by your girlf…

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delicioustacos
@delicioustacos Jan 19, 2018, 3:29 PM UTC

I Can’t Tonight But How about Tuesday, She Says

Well no. I’m talking to you because you seem like you fuck fast. I fucked my ex. She only hurts me. I thought it would make it better to have another girl taste her cunt juice on me. The air next to…

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delicioustacos
@delicioustacos Jan 16, 2018, 3:51 AM UTC

Second Date Idea

https://delicioustacos.files.wordpress.com/2015/07/eharmony.jpg I want to chain you to a pipe. Stop taking birth control. Move into my sweaty apartment. Let go of your possessions. Your pets. I’ll la…

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delicioustacos
@delicioustacos Jan 12, 2018, 2:44 AM UTC

How to Be a Screenwriter in Hollywood

https://delicioustacos.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/adaptation-nicholas-cage.jpg (Note: this is from 2013; I'm sure in 2018 it's impossible to do any of this) If I were a horrible person, I could make…

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delicioustacos
@delicioustacos Jan 10, 2018, 4:41 AM UTC

My First Ever Online Date

https://delicioustacos.files.wordpress.com/2015/08/aa-smaller2.jpg I was on Match. 2006. My “headline” was “You should totally go out with me.” A girl messaged me saying “my roommate should totally g…

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delicioustacos
@delicioustacos Jan 6, 2018, 5:26 PM UTC

What people want from crypto

is to feel something. The feeling that they're smart, that their lives are going somewhere. The feeling that they're losing and then it pulls back up. That the arc of the universe bends toward someth…

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delicioustacos
@delicioustacos Jan 6, 2018, 5:09 PM UTC

OKCupid: What I’m Doing with My Life Part 2

https://delicioustacos.files.wordpress.com/2014/12/attitude-snowboarder.jpg I was unemployed for a while. Now I’m a gray corporate worm. I have a 401(k). I wear loafers. I use Powerpoint; Excel. Adva…

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delicioustacos
@delicioustacos Jan 5, 2018, 3:26 AM UTC

First Date

https://delicioustacos.files.wordpress.com/2015/02/first-date.jpg They were at El Prado. He had mineral water. She had dry Riesling. So I have to ask you something, she said. He knew what was coming…

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delicioustacos
@delicioustacos Jan 4, 2018, 3:18 AM UTC

Maria

She had big tits and she was studying to be a mortician. Her OKCupid was all about death. Guatemalan I think. She wouldn’t fuck on the first date. I fingerfucked her in her car instead. A black Camry…

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delicioustacos
@delicioustacos Jan 1, 2018, 7:33 PM UTC

Manic Pixie Dream Girl

https://delicioustacos.files.wordpress.com/2014/10/manic-pixie.jpg Here’s the whole fantasy. You are at the doctor’s office. Or at work. There is a pretty young woman there. That alone: fantastical.…

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