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Dirtydave

@dirtydave

Here to post original content..... the kind that would get my ass kicked off facebook and twitter........ + i cant spell or use proper grammar and I don’t care

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Dirtydave
@dirtydave Dec 11, 2018, 3:08 AM UTC

Taxation is theft.... but so is theft

Paid my tax bill online yesterday...... and i was feeling pretty shit about giving the Government a hand out..... but to makes things even fucking worse..... some dirty cunt stole my information whil…

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Dirtydave
@dirtydave Dec 10, 2018, 4:14 AM UTC

Cars and Women.... more similar than you might think

So..... i believe cars and women have a lot in common...... hear me out on this one.... trust me it makes sense.... we love their curves.... we get jealous when our neighbor has a nicer one..... as t…

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Dirtydave
@dirtydave Dec 5, 2018, 2:45 AM UTC

Steemit Santa Week 2

BIg thanks to everyone who supported Steemit Santa last week.... so far the project has collected .001 SBD .423 Steem and .428 Steem Power..... as thats not even enough for a stamp... i was going to…

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Dirtydave
@dirtydave Dec 2, 2018, 2:04 AM UTC

Problem solved!

I am from a culture where it is standard practice to go down to the pub several times a week and have a few drinks...... it plays an important part in socialization and in male bonding..... my Girlfr…

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Dirtydave
@dirtydave Nov 29, 2018, 7:44 AM UTC

What is the backwards day?

First time in recorded history a child has fought and struggled to be WITHIN touching distance of a high ranking member of the Catholic Church!!! (Picture taken from twitter not my own)

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Dirtydave
@dirtydave Nov 26, 2018, 6:59 AM UTC

Steemit Santa

With December fast approaching i had a festive/steemy idea....... STEEMIT SANTA!!!! XXXMAS and CRYPTO together at last!!!!..... how it works.... if you want to be the lucky random person chosen to re…

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Dirtydave
@dirtydave Nov 26, 2018, 12:05 AM UTC

I’m apparently extremely articulate and a little racist when drunk

So on the weekend..... i spent 14 hours drinking and looking at strippers for my mates stag do..... at the early hours of the morning i decided to go home..... i told my friend he could come with me…

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Dirtydave
@dirtydave Nov 23, 2018, 8:52 PM UTC

Dirtydave needs to post bail

Its 9.48 Saturday morning..... i am getting ready to start drinking..... going to my friends stag do..... the other party goers are notorious trouble makers.... i know with in the next 5 hours i will…

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Dirtydave
@dirtydave Nov 23, 2018, 5:32 AM UTC

Question from a noob

Just received some rewards..... which is always nice... but this time it was different.... normally i get Steem Power, or Steem Power and SBD..... but this time i got Steem, Steem power and SBD.....…

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Dirtydave
@dirtydave Nov 21, 2018, 5:38 PM UTC

Just a thought

Currently making my way through the airport...... as i walk through the perfume shop in the duty free shop, naturally i take a free sample of the most expensive man perfume they have on offer (with l…

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