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Disarranged Jane

@disarrangedjane

40-something, floundering through life

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Disarranged Jane
@disarrangedjane Dec 28, 2018, 9:40 AM UTC

Been a long time...

# Aka: Why do I give a Shit? Hello, fellow Steemians. It's been a long time. Here's the 3:30 am edition of the rundown... Christmas was a doozy Nothing like yuletide hallucinations after a 6 unit blo…

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Disarranged Jane
@disarrangedjane Nov 10, 2018, 12:51 AM UTC

Panda "Express"

# Hello. Is this pick up, or delivery?" Oh, y'all deliver? Well, yes! Delivery indeed!! An hour later: Where is my order?! Y'all are less than 3 miles up the road!! I'll pay your delivery person hand…

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Disarranged Jane
@disarrangedjane Nov 3, 2018, 7:53 AM UTC

Help???

Can someone show me how to "stop power down"? ~Jane

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Disarranged Jane
@disarrangedjane Oct 30, 2018, 3:37 AM UTC

This is what real life is like: Episode #2

# OK, so... Jane is in a moooooood!!! Devil's holiday is less than 2 days away, I am scheduled for a "complex extraction" (="hey! We're gonna sedate you out of your mind, and pick axe this tooth outt…

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Disarranged Jane
@disarrangedjane Oct 28, 2018, 2:26 AM UTC

This is what real life is like: Episode #1

# You 'member that one time you thought it'd be a good idea, to come out of retirement, get outta the house, maybe spread your wings a little? You may have been wrong. Hasty. Maybe a little panicked…

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Disarranged Jane
@disarrangedjane Oct 27, 2018, 4:58 AM UTC

This is what real life is like.

Details to follow.

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Disarranged Jane
@disarrangedjane Sep 3, 2018, 3:32 AM UTC

OMG!

That worked? You mean, all this time, I've been typing in this 16 billion digit password, when all I needed to do was press the "ok" button? My----- I feel so stupid right now. (I love you @globocop)

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Disarranged Jane
@disarrangedjane Aug 31, 2018, 5:41 PM UTC

A day off.

Thank you, dear Lord, for everything. The new job. The wonderful Steemians donations, while I was unable to make ends meet for the month of August. The words of strength that were provided. The BFF t…

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Disarranged Jane
@disarrangedjane Aug 23, 2018, 12:54 AM UTC

Ok

# well today was .. interesting I just wanna give a huge shout out to @ clayboyn (Did I do that right?) ~ Jane

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Disarranged Jane
@disarrangedjane Aug 21, 2018, 1:53 AM UTC

UPDATE

# I passed the background check and I have a scheduled appointment to fill out new hire paperwork tomorrow morning at 7:30 am. And BTW, did I mention how awesome y'all are? # steemians are the BEST!!…

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