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@dumb-news Sep 10, 2026, 4:07 PM UTC

If you've never won the lottery, don't give up! It pays out eventually!

Advertising for gambling of all sorts is banned at least in some capacity in a lot of places in the USA. In order to get around this the very people that made these laws are circumventing the laws th…

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@dumb-news Aug 31, 2026, 8:31 AM UTC

What are the least biased news sources?

I think the best place to get your news from is likely the comments section of silly memes to be honest, but some people don't like all that digging. Over the years I have started to have a major dis…

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@dumb-news Aug 27, 2026, 12:31 AM UTC

New and strange world record recently broken

The Guinness Book of World Records is a strange one and you never really know what you are going to get in there. One of the guys in the book has the world record for holding the most world records a…

106 upvotes 2 replies $2.61
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@dumb-news Aug 22, 2026, 8:16 AM UTC

You can filter out all news about Trump if you want to

This is more of something that I find humorous that such a workaround exists rather than me actually suggesting that people do it but honestly, I don't think it would be a terrible idea for a lot of…

62 upvotes 2 replies $2.48
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@dumb-news Aug 18, 2026, 1:40 AM UTC

Woman wins half-million dollar lottery by accident!

The stories just keep coming from several bad actors in the dying fringe areas of news provision out there in the online sphere. I suppose we reach a certain point where no one is really looking at y…

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@dumb-news Aug 13, 2026, 1:20 AM UTC

The lottery propaganda continues!

You know that the odds are stacked heavily against you if you are playing the lottery, right? It's something like getting struck by lightning and bitten by a shark at the same time, in a swimming poo…

202 upvotes 2 replies $5.09
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@dumb-news Aug 10, 2026, 4:38 AM UTC

Ex Washington policial elite staffer uses the word "rizz" To describe Vance

Maybe I am just getting older and therefore think that the new slang that the young come up with is stupid, just like they undoubtedly thought that what I was saying as a teen was stupid. When I saw…

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@dumb-news Aug 7, 2026, 4:42 AM UTC

Finally, internet news does something good

I mostly get pissed off at how absolutely terrible the news is for the most part. Almost nothing in the news, especially if it has anything to do with politics and especially if it has anything to do…

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@dumb-news Aug 1, 2026, 7:33 AM UTC

Library book returned 150 years late in Australia

I really like libraries and use them frequently. It is kind of amazing to me that any of us, including me, managed to accumulate rather large book collections from Barnes and Noble or Amazon or where…

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@dumb-news Jul 28, 2026, 5:00 AM UTC

At least Conservative Brief's slop news is more obvious these days

There are several "gotcha" news organizations that I truly loathe and Conservative Brief is one of them. Virtually everything they publish on their various aggregates are intended to be deceptive and…

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