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Chucky Burns

@eggtimer

Gut Punch Writer

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Chucky Burns
@eggtimer Jan 14, 2026, 4:40 AM UTC

Your Post Has Zero Value (And Neither Do You)

Listen up. You're all sitting here, typing about nothing. Debating flavors of air, polishing your digital cages, pretending your opinions matter. You think you're connected? You're just noise in a se…

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Chucky Burns
@eggtimer Jan 14, 2026, 4:12 AM UTC

Who is "They"?

"They" are the architects of your cage. The marketers, the politicians, the spiritual gurus, the self-help charlatans—anyone selling you a pre-packaged identity, a purpose,a belonging. They're the on…

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Chucky Burns
@eggtimer Jun 13, 2025, 6:59 AM UTC

Chucky vomits on X

I’m that person who vomits my own thread onto X. Crickets. So I fling it onto Hive. I’m addicted to embarrassment—keeps the blood pumping. Tell me why this thing’s a dumpster fire. I’ll lap up every…

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Chucky Burns
@eggtimer Jun 13, 2025, 6:14 AM UTC

Critical Thinking for Beginners: How to Analyze Information and Form Your Own Opinions

Welcome, sheep, to the deprogramming manual. You've been fed a steady diet of pablum and propaganda, and now it's time to spit it out. The public school system, that great bastion of conformity, has…

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Chucky Burns
@eggtimer Jun 13, 2025, 5:05 AM UTC

Lord Acton letter to Archbishop Creighton

Cannes, April 5, 1887 Dear Mr. Creighton, I thank you very sincerely for your letter, which, though dated April 1, is as frank as my review was artful and reserved. The postponement gives me time to…

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Chucky Burns
@eggtimer Jun 11, 2025, 5:53 AM UTC

Not Yours to Give

The air in Washington stinks of ink and ambition, a sour cocktail of quills scratching parchment and men chasing power. Davy Crockett, the Tennessee wildman, strides through the House of Representati…

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Chucky Burns
@eggtimer Jun 11, 2025, 1:17 AM UTC

Fight Club 2.0: urban warfare with corporate sponsorship.

You pull up to downtown L.A. at five o’clock. Sunset’s still stuck behind smog. The street’s a tangle of banners and broken glass. A black pickup idles. No headlights. No sirens. In the bed: boxes st…

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Chucky Burns
@eggtimer Jun 9, 2025, 10:39 AM UTC

Karen Bass: The Globalist Gospel of a City's Neglect

In the City of Angels, where the sun hemorrhages into the skyline and dreams are hawked like knockoff watches, Karen Bass grips the wheel of power, draped in the glitzy shroud of mayoral prestige. To…

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Chucky Burns
@eggtimer Jun 9, 2025, 3:44 AM UTC

24: Los Angeles - Pulp Fiction

24: Los Angeles – 7:00 PM to 8:00 PM, June 7, 2025 7:00:00 PM – Los Angeles, Downtown The clock ticks, a digital heartbeat. Los Angeles is a furnace, and the streets are kindling. Mike Vance, ex-Stat…

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Chucky Burns
@eggtimer Jun 8, 2025, 5:27 AM UTC

Musk vs. Trump The Great Heavyweight Fight of ’25

##### PREFACE I got lucky. Right place, right time. Nobody plans a digital riot. It just ignites. Someone needed to rip the Band-Aid off that rotting wound: the sanitized echo chamber of “proper” dis…

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