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Flattening the Paradigm, One Token at a Time

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@flatearthtoken May 4, 2018, 9:31 PM UTC

Remembrance of Tax Days Past, by Tim-Jimmy Lipschitz

https://www.newsbtc.com/2018/04/15/two-days-u-s-tax-filing-deadline-large-majority-crypto-holders-not-reported-investments/ NewsBTC reports that as of 4/15/18, fewer than 100 out of the 250,000 most…

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@flatearthtoken Apr 22, 2018, 4:41 PM UTC

The Flattening

Here we are at last. No doubt you can feel the electricity in the air, the tingling in your bones, the raw anticipation lighting up the crypto-sphere. Prepare your info-sponges for absorption, becaus…

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@flatearthtoken Apr 10, 2018, 5:31 PM UTC

The 12 Days of Flatness Press Release

Hey there folks, just thought we’d outline exactly how things are going to work these next few weeks here at Flat Earth Token. Basically, each of today and the following 11 days will have one promoti…

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@flatearthtoken Apr 8, 2018, 7:00 PM UTC

Big News!

Hey, guess what? We're releasing Flat Earth Token on April 22nd. Guess what else? The 12 Days of Flatness starts on April 10th, 12 days of promotions and airdrops leading up to the launch. The future…

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@flatearthtoken Apr 8, 2018, 12:08 AM UTC

#ZuckBot

Street art or grim prophecy? Each qualifying citizen is assigned a Zuckbot 3000, a "helpful" personal "assistant" programmed to "personalize" and "obsessively monitor" your daily tasks; All because t…

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@flatearthtoken Mar 30, 2018, 10:14 PM UTC

#FETfast

On the back of 10 much-needed days away from social media, a new and interesting sect of the FET philosophy has materialized, and a hashtag has been born. Watch this space for more on these fascinati…

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@flatearthtoken Mar 13, 2018, 8:03 PM UTC

#RIPBM

No wonder my spherical compass is a piece of garbage...One drunk phone call to QVC and next thing I know, I'm face to face with the latest Sphereist instrument of propaganda. I'll tell ya, free shipp…

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@flatearthtoken Mar 10, 2018, 7:54 PM UTC

#SnowBerg

Surprised? Of course Zuckerbook Faceberg and Edward Norton-Gordon-Levitt-Snowden are data buddies, the FBI is probably booking your face as we speak. Plus, there's no way Snowden has THAT many confir…

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@flatearthtoken Mar 7, 2018, 11:08 PM UTC

#NASALies

Think that's a tree in your backyard? Wrong, hologram. Think that's a banana in your pantry? Wrong, cardboard cut-out. Think your BFF that you're secretly in love with has feelings for you? Wrong, yo…

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@flatearthtoken Mar 6, 2018, 10:07 PM UTC

Satan Sphere

Freemasons? More like FreeSATANS. It's been right there all along..."Freemason" = 9, "science" = 7, 7+9=16, 16-10=6, 6x111= 666!?!?! The time is now, rid your house of all curved objects, lest ye inv…

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