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gbert
@gbert Dec 15, 2016, 12:30 PM UTC

Trumpbaby

A cartoon picturing Donald Trump as a baby in shitty diapers, draging the world down, has gone viral. It is by a norwegian artist named Christian Bloom. http://www.steemimg.com/images/2016/12/15/trum…

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gbert
@gbert Sep 1, 2016, 8:26 AM UTC

Gadgets that I have and you didnt know you wanted as well

Here is a little collection of a few of my gadgets. Buy them and be happy. Money can buy you gadgets = money can buy you love. http://i1259.photobucket.com/albums/ii558/glennbertelsen/IMG_1171_zpszsw…

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gbert
@gbert Aug 13, 2016, 7:23 PM UTC

Boattripping and islandhopping on a weekday in Norway

In our sparetime we Norwegians mostly go for walks around something (like a lake), or over something (like a little mountain). But those of us that live by the sea also go on boatrides. Let me take y…

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gbert
@gbert Jul 29, 2016, 9:28 AM UTC

If Frodo came to the hospital

https://www.steemimg.com/images/2016/07/29/ringa5d02.jpg

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gbert
@gbert Jul 21, 2016, 10:01 PM UTC

The life as a boatdoctor in Norway + AMA

Hi, my name is Glenn and I work on a boat as a doctor (cue T-pain). The boat is an ambulanceboat, and covers the islands outside of Stavanger in Norway (see img below). I thought i could share what h…

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gbert
@gbert Jul 17, 2016, 8:43 AM UTC

Thats the sixth walk today

https://i.imgflip.com/178idc.jpg

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gbert
@gbert Jul 13, 2016, 12:55 PM UTC

Why do pedophiles love Halloween?

Free home delivery.

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gbert
@gbert Jul 13, 2016, 12:50 PM UTC

How do you break a blonde girls nose?

You whip your dick out under a glass table.

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gbert
@gbert Jul 13, 2016, 12:36 PM UTC

Why do Santa Claus have such big balls?

Its because he only comes once a year.

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gbert
@gbert Jul 13, 2016, 12:30 PM UTC

Why do men have girlfriends?

Its the easiest way to get the sperm from the bedroom to the toilet without getting out of bed.

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